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ValeriaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...
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NellOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm a single mom looking for someone who is relationship minded. I'm a hard worker and a home owner looking for someone with a similar ethic. I love subculture type music. New wave, old punk, post punk, indie, college rock, psychobilly, garage, glam bands and so on. Going to shows is probably my favorite thing to do. I also love cooking, one of my passions. I love cities, pounding pavement, checking out restaurants, thrift shops, record stores and such. I've recently started collecting vinyl. I honestly don't know why it took me this long, but my ears appreciate it. I'm a baseball fan, go Red Sox! I enjoy the strange, fun and weird. Side shows, carnivals, boardwalks and amusement parks are my idea of fun. I also love playing games like scrabble, yahtzee, trivial pursuit, spades, bones and so on. I really enjoy wittiness and sarcastic banter but loathe pretentiousness. I am looking for a guy who likes a balance between going out and cozy nights in. Self sufficient, giving and down to earth looking for the same:) Weekends are when I work and I'm a terrible night owl. I love old horror, indie movies and documentaries. If you are unemployed, live with your parents, and/or would rather text then have an actual conversation, I am about 15 years older then where your dating pool should be. I am extremely flattered by the messages I get from guys in their early to mid twenties, just looking for someone closer to my age. I'm not biting, but you certainly made my day!!! Last, but not least, if you have nothing nice to say please don't message me. If my looks or profile bother you, move on. I would never negatively take time to message someone and you should have the good judgement to do the same. Pretty simple honestly. Be chivalrous, let's pick an interesting place to eat and share a few hours to talk if it goes the right way.
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ArleneOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Do not click the meet me button. I hate the *** do not even look at them. If u want to chat spend the time to send me an intellectual *** you grab my interest I will message you back. About me!Fishing with a pole and bait is much easier than this online stuff. If you’re going to ask for a nude photo, please do not waste my time by talking to me!I am a EMT-Basic, Fire Fighter-1A. I have been in collage since March of 09. I am closing in on completing the Special Education Signed Language Interpreting program. I have two year left and I well have my Bachelor’s degree! As of now I'm working full time as an EMT and also go to school full time... That does not leave too much time for anything else, but I make the most of my off time, which does not include being a couch potato. I am 38, but everyone says I look much younger. I am 5'8 about 180lbs, thick, but not a fat ass (got hurt at work a few years back and gained weight... starting to feel better now so I have joined a gym and loosing it.I have a different color of Brown/Red hair every few months, brown eyes, beautiful freckles (that i do not like).I am a smoker, not a big drinker, and I love anything outdoors (anything water related, camping, fishing, kayaking, bon fires, shooting guns). I love tattoos and have 7 with plans for more (all can be covered in daily clothes). I am tomboy at heart and not scared to get dirty but I clean up nice. I live in the city but miss the country. I work in health care and I am around men all the time (so if you’re the jealous type move on). I live alone in a small two bedroom crappy apartment.... but it is my own place! I am a clean freak, cannot have children and love animals.. I am fun to be around, can be downright goofy, but very serious when called for!Country boys make me giggle in awe! Tattoos are sexy.**hope you love the outdoors as much as I do, have a car, truck or horse, not live with mommy and/or daddy, children are ok, but no girlfriend, wife, ect..... and NO DRUGS! Let's not play the "where do you want to go?" game!