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Valeria, 36

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About Me

Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Theresa

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    To make a long story short, I just want to see what options await out there. Maybe we can have an adventure together. But PLEASE remember to be yourself- no misrepresenting yourself with old pictures, and no trying to grope me within 10 minutes, it only makes you look desperate. I know who I am and who I'm not- do you? BEING EDUCATED IS VERY IMPORTANT...I'm a deep thinker who loves intellectually stimulating conversations so if you haven't gone through at least a Bachelor's degree we will run out of things to talk about very quickly. SAPIOSEXUALITY= being attracted to intelligence. Good looks are a bonus but when we are 90 I can pretty much guarantee neither of us will be asked to model for Vogue.Some people spend their whole lives looking for someone to sleep with *** someone worth waking up to. I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What I am is cute, sweet, loyal, kind, and funny (sometimes unintentionally but that's the best kind to be....)What I want you to be is someone who finds me beautiful on the outside but even more beautiful on the inside... that's the difference between looking for a girl or a woman. Doesn't matter where, as long as we click, either as friends or as more. There is nothing worse than sitting through a long, tedious dinner with someone you can't wait to get away from. If you're looking for an easy lay, there's a section on this site for sex personals- use that *** my profile. I'm not going to hook up with you in your car at Starbucks (yes, people have tried). So for a first date? I'd like to find someone who at the very least looks like their picture, treats me like a lady, and doesn't make me wish I carried mace in my purse. I'm being sarcastic but not- this site HAS provided me with a lot of comic material, if nothing else...

  • Rosanne

    Online

    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Not lookin for any crazies;) First off..gay is great but not for me... N I do have children if that's not something u mind move on To the next profile..I dont care about ur money n i could give a sh* about ur muscles,all that don't make u a real man....I'm not about games and im not looking for sheet love sorry! And if u shoot stuff in ur body or snort it dont reply. if ud like to know anything please ask ill be willing to answer thx good luck n ur search. In Public mutual choice

  • Jana

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a single mom of 2 young men. One just finished college and my baby is a senior in high school. They are my pride and joy in life and they will always come first! I enjoy the simple things in life. The finer things in life, like flashy cars and fancy dinning is nice but its all about who you are. I am the type of person that would rather go play in the creek by my house then go to the local pool. I enjoy long walks and chat about nothing or everything. Anything out side, camping, fishing, gardening ect. I like riding horses and motorcycles. I smoke, have tattoos and play with guns. I am very honest and blunt. I don't lie, cheat or bs. I know what I want and won't settle for less.Looking for that special man that is ready to live life, be happy, love again, be faithful and trust.Thanks for looking at my profile! Have a wonderful day and Happy Fishing :-) Something fun of course! Laughing is a must! ;-)

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