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Valeria, 36

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Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Theresa

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    My story....short & sweet....I am a single mother of 2 (boy & girl) who is looking for not only a lover but also a best friend! Only live once & believe everyone deserves to be happy :)I look for a great personality & someone who will accept me for me......also need honesty, trust, & most importantly a true friend...someone who I can share laughter & fun with and who will treat me with respect. The ability to have a meaningful conversation is a huge plus! My ideal man is also upbeat, positive & goal oriented!! Wow....an ideal first date would include dinner at a nice restaurant & doing something fun such as bowling, horseback riding, an amusement park, or just taking a walk to get to know each other! Is anyone interested?? :) ~ I'm ready to have some FUN!!!

  • Rosario

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Well I gave three wonderful kids that are my world. One girl and two boys 13, 6, and 3. I am a pretty outgoing person that is fun to be around. I like going to the movies or going out dancing. I love to dance but I am always willing to try new and exciting things. Hope we can find something both of us enjoy and have a great time. I am a pretty open minded person. But maybe we can go to a nice dinner where we can talk and get to know one another. Then we can see what we should do next assuming the date goes well. Besides that I really like going out dancing...dancing is a passion of mine. I also like movies horror flicks are my favorite.

  • Tracie

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    **** Please don't message me if you don't have a photo of yourself, or anything written in your profile. I feel like I've taken a bit of time to describe myself - I would hope you can do the same. Also, please don't send me one-liners, or things that suggest you're looking for a random one-night fling. Not for me! ***Hi there!I've been here in the DC area for almost ten years. I have a great job - a wonderful circle of friends and even though I've lived here as long as I have, I can still find new and fun things to do! I would describe myself as fun, sarcastic at times - and passionate about the things I love. I love to laugh. Usually I'm laughing at myself. Some of my favorite things include traveling abroad (I have been to many countries, but there is still so much more to see) I would love to put together a trip to New Zealand or South Africa this year. UPDATE: This is not going so well. The Weather was amazing! I will certainly keep these other plans on the docket for the future.I love to snow ski. Now I can't go one season without getting out to the Rockies. East Coast skiing just doesn't do it for me.I very much enjoy my yoga classes and jogging several times a week. I've recently picked up pilates and it's totally kicking my butt - in a good way. I used to ride horses through college and then professionally, (hunter-jumper) though I seldom have time now. I can still coach and try to squeeze in a lesson and some time in the arena every now and then. Spending time with friends is always important so as to catch up with one another, share life lessons and of course gossip ;) I love wine tasting and trying out new restaurants in the area. I also know how to relax very well and own several cute pairs of pjs that get put to good use on the weekends. Fall is finally upon us and I'm really excited because it's my favorite time of year. I'm dying for the weather to really cool down because I can't wait to break out my sweaters and boots. I much prefer the cold over the hot weather, hence my itch to head up to the mountains and ski. (see para 3).Family is very important to me and I try never to break promises. Friends tell me I'm a great to have around, because I'm very loyal and kind. I'm much more of a relationship person than a dating kind of person. I'm definitely looking for a great relationship - someone who can be a fantastic and loyal friend and partner. My biggest love language is "acts of service," so if you are familiar with the love languages, you probably know what that means ;) I Also enjoy "quality time" and "physical touch." The love languages are important keys to any relationship! What are yours? So what am I looking for? I'm looking for someone that has good values, treats others the way they would want to be treated - and loves God. I don't expect you to be a religious person or go to church every Sunday, but I'm definitely a believer and I would hope that my partner is as well. I grew up Catholic, but I am open and welcoming of all religions. To be truthful, I really only go to church on Christmas and Easter - and maybe Ash Wednesday, (shh, don't tell my mom) but I do love my faith - and I'd like to find someone who cares about theirs as well.MUST LOVE KIDS AND DOGS! I have two dogs, and would definitely love to have a family someday, so if you consider yourself one of those guys that never sees yourself having kids, I'm definitely not the one for you. ...and to sum it up, I'm really just looking for a partner that can be my best friend. Someone who will laugh with me, is not afraid to cry with me - and someone to be vulnerable with. If you consider yourself to be loyal, a great listener, a good friend and ready for a real relationship. (NO GAMES!) Please, get in touch! My idea of a great first date might include a trip to a local winery for a tasting, some great music, a picnic and a little star gazing.This would be after an initial meet-up of course ;)

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