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GussieOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm totally cheating and copying this from my meetville profile! I just ended a 17 year relationship ***yrs married) so I'm not looking to jump into anything serious right now. If you think you can sweep me off my feet I won't try to stop you. I haven't dated in 17 years so I'm not sure how this whole dating thing works anymore. I'll be honest, dating scares the crap out of me! There are some real crazies out there and I've already found a few on here. I'm a mom of two boys, ages 11 and 5. I think my kids are pretty awesome, what can I say, they take after me! j/k ;-) I have joint custody with my ex and we are friends. I'm pretty stubborn at times but can admit when you're wrong! I'm a Taurus people! I'm very passionate and caring and I would do anything for my family and friends. I'm a pretty laid back, independent, drama free kind of girl. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, I can and do take care of myself. Well, I won't oppose if you want to buy me lots of shoes or change the oil in my car. ;-) The bars can be fun but if you like to hang out there all the time than I'm probably not for you. I need someone (whether it be friends or something more) with a sense of humor who can keep me laughing. I guess I should tell you what I'm NOT looking for. Don't waste your time *** if you....1. Are just looking for a booty call. I'm not that kind of girl. 2. If you have kids that you never see or don't take care of OR if you don't like kids. 3. Have the personality of a rock.4. Are such a health nut that you lecture me for eating M&M's for lunch or cheesecake for dinner. Yes, I do this often! Don't judge, chocolate is good for the soul! I really do eat healthy most of the time but I love chocolate! 5. If you drink alcohol every.single.day.6. If you have ***profile pics of you shirtless. Just kidding.. ***! 7. If you don't like football. This is a deal breaker!I guess I don't know what else to say. If you want to know more, *** Cowboys!
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JanelleOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
So...I'm not really sure how many times I've been on meetville....(I kind of lost count). It is up to you to decide if it has anything to do with me or not after reading my short (yet entertaining) novel, so sit back, relax, have a glass of wine, and cuddle up to this, at times, heart warming (but equally disturbing) account of non-fiction literary genius....AKA: My Dating Life***I should warn you, however, that this tale is not meant for the weak of heart. On the contrary, I am sharing my experiences of internet dating with you in an effort to deter those of you whose intentions are to repeat any of the following scenarios that I have, sadly, encountered through internet dating.Let's just get one thing straight first: I realize that when I decide to engage in internet dating, chances are, I'm not the only girl you're seeing/talking to. This is perfectly fine, and even socially acceptable....but only to a point. Once we decide to engage in sexual congress or "take it to the smush room", I expect monogamy. ..what I'm saying is that once we are intimate, you cease to be intimate with other women. As ridiculous as it may sound to some of you, I do have to spell it out for the guy in the back row who wasn't paying attention...LOL. If you are the kind of guy who still defines his manhood by "quantity" versus "quality", then please keep moving on and do not message me. I am quality, and will not accept being one of your minions. By the way, "wants to date but nothing serious" is just a nice way of saying, "I want to have sex with you and never call you again..." So if that's your "intent", then no thanks..The first few people I met on this site weren't even the same people who were in the pictures. This is equally as disturbing as back row guy....Why can't you people just be the same people in the pictures???? The gig will be up at one point or another! Okay, true story: so, my sister went on another dating site and met up with a guy who she was talking to for a couple of weeks and dude shows up to their first date in a wheelchair!! First off, I have no problem with folks in a wheelchair. What I DO have a problem with is the lack of disclosure...the bait and switch...just don't do this gentlemen. For this reason, I will not text incessantly with you for days and weeks without TALKING on the phone. What's so wrong with talking anyways? I guess it can be terrifying to some without a personality, but part of physical attraction is chemistry and I can tell more about how this relationship will go by a conversation. Plus, if you only text me and you can't have a conversation, I will be convinced you are either married or live with your girlfriend....which is a perfect segue to my next no-no....The next string of guys I met off meetville all had girlfriends aka that one "CRAZY EX" that just "won't go away". C'mon fellas...women don't cling unless they're still getting the ding-a-ling. If you have a crazy ex or baby mama, this is not going to work. I have dated guys from meetville (all unbeknownst to me) who are: married with a 7 month pregnant wife, living with their girlfriend who's "just a friend"...believe me, I've heard every excuse imaginable. So at this point, your thoughts are that I'm "jaded...cynical....bitter". No, not really. If I were any of those things, I wouldn't be giving this internet dating malarkey another chance.- Consequently, I am here...on meetville...hoping for a different result than my former experiences. I would be lying if I said I take any of this too seriously, but you have to admit, it did make for an entertaining read :) To be honest, I have a daughter. She is 8, totally awesome, and the two of us deserve the world. In honor of her, I will not tolerate any more douche bags with insecurity issues (being that insecurity is the root of seeking quantity vs. quality). I am a very stable woman. I have been a single mother for 8 years. I have an amazing job, I provide for my daughter and myself, so I don't "need" a man, I just want one. I am at the highest point in Maslow's heirarchy of needs where I'm ready for self-actualization (although my "sexual intimacy" category could use some cultivating as of late). If there is a guy out there for me....awesome! If I have to do this life alone....okay, whatever, not a big deal! Do not mistake my aloof attitude for lack of want or passion...:) I'm not really sure why I just totally went ghetto right there, but hey! decent prose, right? :)) So will the real slim (not shady) please stand up?? :***last thing :***I go to the gym constantly. One could argue that I have OCGD...obsessive compulsive gym disorder. I am attracted to guys who are as passionate about the gym as I am. Just going to the gym is not enough for me.....I like men who can lift heavier weight than I can....so no, spin class and cross fit do not count. And if you ride your bike down busy streets with your tight spandex and retarded helmet, chances are, I have chucked something out the window in an effort to teach you a lesson at some point. They have bike paths for you people!!! Use them!!! LOL. Okay, I am done...... My best response to this is very simple. I've said it before and I'll say it again: We meet at the airport...no bags, oh no, we aren't going anywhere....we just sit at the airport bar and "people watch". I used to be a flight attendant, so trust me, this is amazing.e. where they're going, where they've been, why are they screaming into their Star Trek blue tooth device at this invisible, omniscient boss so intensely....are they really THAT important? Is it really necessary to be screaming like that? The best is when they drop their bag or laptop...then they have to bend down and furiously stuff all the papers into their leather bonded briefcase, sweat pouring from their hairline to their furrowed brow....somehow, when we're buzzed, their bad day just became our best day...Now THAT is true comedy....LOLOLOL
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TashinaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I haven't had any luck on this site so far but I'm a glutton for punishment and keep hoping I still might find that needle in the haystack!After moving to Calgary 2. I have a good career, wonderful friends, and I'm at a great place in my life, now I just want someone special to share it all with.I am fun and easy going, and try to enjoy life and laugh whenever possible. Friends and family are very important to me and I'll do anything for the important people in my life...well within reason of course. My friends seem to think I'm the one they should call if they ever need to be bailed out of jail, but they should know I would probably be right there with them! ;-) So, enough about me...what am I looking for you ask? Well I'm looking for someone who is single for starters who is actually interested in a relationship. I'm done with casual flings and men who are only looking for fun. A guy who is attractive with a witty sense of humour, some sophistication and confidence (not arrogance) would also be a bonus. I am into health and fitness and try to stay in good shape and eat right so, it would be nice to meet someone who is also in good shape! This doesn't mean you need to have a six pack because I sure don't have one...just not a kegger! :I could list all the other things I'm looking for, but it really comes down to chemistry! Just because someone looks good ‘on paper’ doesn't necessarily translate to reality. So if there is any initial interest I'd rather meet in person sooner than later to see if there is any chemistry. If you think we might get along, say hi! Sorry if I don't respond to your *** appreciate your message, but if I don't reply, I just feel we are not a good match. Go for a coffee or drink and see if we click! Then if there is chemistry we can go on a real date ;-)