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Johnnie, 32
United States, Connecticut, Bridgeport

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About Me

I don't send many messages and I don't respond to many either, which makes this whole interface more like window shopping than dating as I inevitably messages fellas that don't message me back. Karma in action. While still unsuccessful at the dating part of online dating, I have managed to amass a lot of material for the stand up routine I will some day put together.My taste in those that I choose to socialise with has gotten more discriminating as I've gotten older and this is doubly so for those that I might potentially date. Granted this has resulted in me being over 30 and single, but I'm not one to just latch onto any guy that shows interest in me (or more often than not, my lady bits). And just in case that was too subtle, if you're currently formulating a message that says "UR HOT" in hopes that it will get you into my pants, you're out of luck. Cun*ty enough to deter any more of those messages? Let's hope so.That being said, I am terribly awkward when it comes to accepting compliments and may be known to cringe when people try to hug me (unless there's a justifiable reason to hug). Sarcasm and punches to the arm are much more my speed. I have soft gooey insides, though, I swear and I can even be quite affectionate with the right sort of lad.For fun, I like to skate around in circles and knock girls over. I often end up with spectacular bruises and in desperate need of back rubs. While I wasn't able to add another country to the list like I did last summer, I'm taking the opportunity to see more of the US while I'm living here.I enjoy the following things which would be even more enjoyable with a solid dude to join me:*concerts/comedy shows*Netflixing*traveling pretty much everywhere*fancy beer*trying new restaurants/dining at favourite ones*wandering aimless around cities*going roller skating/to the gym*cards against humanity*sleeping in Food, conversation, fancy beer?Maybe a band?Or karaoke so we can both make fools of ourselves and have a bit of a laugh?Or roller skating? Roller skating would be boss

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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