SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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DustiOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Fun girl.... Beach ..drinks.. Brunch.. Live music... Sports.. Something casual.. Drinks, coffee, dog park..
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CatherineOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am generally a giver, if I care about someone or something I will seek to create and derive as much pleasure as I can. I love clothes and dressing up, and sensuous touch certain clothes provide.Seeking the company of intelligent(common sense is a must), witty, open minded men. On the surface I am a simple woman. I love to cook, bake, read, sew and be a mom. What is under the surface is yours to discover. I'm not a materialistic person, very low maintenance type, my favorite store is Goodwill. It excites me to find great bargains.As much as I enjoying getting messages, I am on this site to MEET people. If we message a bit and are enjoying each other, if you don't ask to meet, I will.I am in a polyamorous relationshipWith my loving fiancé who I met on Pof!! Google it of you don't know what that means, message me with any questions. I am not looking for Fwb or casual sex!!Men, some friendly advice from a very open minded tolerant LADY. If you are interested in a woman, think about your first message before you send it. You NEVER get another chance to make that first impression. Request for nude pics, intimate encounters and immediately video chat DO NOT impress women. RESPECT and CREATIVITY are a must!!!! They want to know you are interested in them as a person and yes compliments are always nice:) Good Luck!! Something light and laid back like coffee or drinks, so we can chat in person.