SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Xxpeytonmxx
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Xxpeytonmxx. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Mesquite, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Brittney
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I never thought I would use online dating! You too? Being new to town and working in a really small office doesn't allow for me to meet many new people though. I'm looking forward to trying this out though as I've heard quite a few success stories.After reading other profiles I have come to appreciate the ones with lists made. So, here are some odds and ends about me in an easy to read format:- I believe that if you think you may look back one day and laugh about something, why not go ahead and laugh now.- My favorite quote is by Andy Warhol "Sometimes you have to be willing to get happy about nothing." - Family is really important to me. Through my parents’ marriage I have learned what a relationship can and should be. They have been married 40 years and are truly each other’s best friend. - I'm thankful for those early morning talks and that I know how to cast out a line and throw a casting net.- Although when we're ready for some real roller coasters we'll head over to Universal Studios! - I was a cop for 4 years. During that time I did undercover work, executed search warrants, shot guns and Tasers, and tracked down murder suspects. - There is a handicap parking spot directly in front of my apartment. I refuse to park there even if it's the only available spot and I have to drive a building over to park. It makes me sad when other people park in that spot; it's just not right.- I always donate a dollar when checking out at PetsMart. - I can't watch them.- I try to make anything fun! At work I've been known to play the occasional (harmless) prank.’s chair. Hours and hours of fun (well, for everyone but that particular coworker).- Yes I would love to go to the gun range, football game, baseball game, hole in the wall bar, weird restaurant, fancy-pants restaurant, concert, and/or comedy club with you. No I don't have to go with you to your guys night out and I won't text you all night long. Go have fun! - As far as relationships go I think this best describes what type of relationship I want to be in:There is a picture on the internet of a note that a wife left for her husband. Lying next to the note is a nerf gun. The note says "Welcome home from work!! Two things: 1.This gun with ammo is yours. 2. I have one too and you’re under attack as of now!!"How much fun!
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Brandy
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.