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BrandyOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.
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FredaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Don't judge me just by my pics and the short paragraph I have to grab your attention by... I am the coolest chick I know! :) LOL I am just a good ol' girl looking for someone that as the same interests and enjoys hanging out. I would like to meet someone that wants to find someone to share their time with, a best friend is the best way to put it! I am a little on the adventurous side...but I also enjoy my down time! :) Enjoy my jeans, tank top, and a cold one, but can easily be pursuaded into a good bottle of wine and a skirt....Good conversation, lots of laughs, awkward moments a MUST! Type A personality, yet a hopeless romantic...Sports fan!! Beware! Can't help myself! **This whole online dating thing still freaks me out a little and I am not very good at it so- I'm an new fool at an old game! **I won't call or text until I feel as though you have passed a few tests. Nothing personal. I have just heard of some nasty incidents and want to stay safe.**Give me time to walk my dog, make a sandwich, sit on something you may have said for a bit, etc... ** Don't send me freaky *** start stalking me if I don't answer an ***'s not you personally-it could be that you look like my uncle or something! **Bathroom pics? Come on guys...I don't care how cool she thinks it is...it's not. Be leary of bathroom pics...there are timers on cameras these days...** oh and guys... spell check.. I mean I can understand a word here and there.. but when every other common word is mispelled.. its not a perk to the profile... :) ummmm....depends....lets see how it goes... Movies are not a first date- so skip checking out the local listings.... Most people can tell whether they want to pursue a friendship within the first 30 minutes of a handshake-if not sooner! Something simple is best...
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ClareOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am a super sweet, funny and caring 35 year old who still feels like she's 25, I've been told I look it too, even though I just blame that on my gene's and my somewhat chubby cheeks (I often say it's because I was raised by Hobbits - both of my parents look young for their age as well). I am the only girl in my whole Family including cousins so I grew up loving sports - especially football, I think it's the greatest sport ever and the SEAHAWKS are without a doubt the greatest team ever. When I was in Kindergarten our teacher asked us all what we wanted to be when we grew up and I said "I want to be the first Woman NFL Quarterback" - the 5 year old in me still thinks this dream is a possibility ;) I love camping and traveling (who doesn’t) I love movies, my favorite movie of all time is THE GOONIES – to me it will always be the best movie ever made. I like most of the music today but to be honest my heart is still stuck in the 70’s and 80’-time favorites), I'm forever loyal to that era.’ve seen him twice in concert, he was amazing.’…breathtaking. I need to go back someday. I'm definitely looking for the one, tired of dating the "wrong" guys (I know that sounds kind of cheesy, but I'll admit I can sometimes be a bit of a hopeless silly romantic)... I don't know if this means describe a date I would like to go on or if it's asking me to describe my actual "first date" - my first date ever is a story no one ever believes is true...but it is. It's too long to write all out but definitely worth listening too; poor guy, I don't think he planned for us to get stuck on Whidbey Island where we had to hitch a ride back to the ferry with a sweet toothless lady who reeked of cloves and owned two huge dogs that I had to sit in the "back" with...did I mention they were wet from playing in the Ocean?...it's definitely a date I will never forget.