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MillerOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Hello I'm Corey, I'm hard working and have honor in what I do. I was born a protector and a protector I'll die. I want kids but only with the right woman. I love the ocean.. I love motorcycles and anything country pretty much.. I am in need of a good hearted woman.. I love movies too.. uhm I think I'll wait to tell more :) Anything nice.... I'm a good cook
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Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I am well educated, well travelled and always on the quest for new adventure and learning. I love literature, whether its in a book or audio form. I enjoy all kinds of exercise and try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. I love to surf, bike ride, hike (with my heavy backpack), run, and even walk. I am also well versed in the entertainment department aka television; I love movies! I love to cook, I am picky about my food such that I am always thinking of ways to make it better. But if I was just using words, and I had to use both positive and negative...I would use these Complicated, romantic, athletic, surfer, foodie, dog lover, well travelled, passionate, confused, clean, orderly, sometimes meticulous, calm, patient15 REAL Reasons to Date a Paramedic#15: Cleanliness – Paramedics do a lot of cleaning around the station during their down time. Most of them are just as handy with a mop and a vacuum as they are with an IV needle. Knowing how to quickly do station chores might not make them the perfect mate, but it goes a long way towards keeping your apartment tidy.#14: Frugality – Paramedics don’t make much money. Many of them can only aspire to fry- This teaches them to be shrewd with their cash since they have no choice but to stretch their dollars to their max. Looking for a cheap date? We’re your best shot.#– Paramedics spend a LOT of time with their work partners, sometimes spending hours upon end sitting in a parking lot waiting for the next call. When you’re in the close confines of the front of an ambulance with another person you learn quickly to bathe regularly, wear deodorant, and to be considerate enough to open the window when you fart. If you don’t, the same fate will come back to haunt you tenfold. This knowledge does wonders for any relationship.#12: Entertainment – When you spend hours of your day with another person waiting for a call to come in, boredom can set in quickly if it isn’t kept in check. Since a bored paramedic is a dangerous thing they usually come up with fun ways to entertain both themselves and their partner. All of these ways are cheap (See #***Have you ever roasted marshmallows in the front seat of a car using a toothpick and a lighter? It works as well as any camp fire. Boom, romance.#– Paramedics work very long hours for low pay and usually get abused by their employers, coworkers, and patients to boot. Still, they always seem to come back for more. Most paramedics are unwaveringly devoted to their patients and communities. To make a career in EMS is to enter into an abusive, co-dependent relationship. If you’re looking for a person who will be as loyal as a German Shepard while you treat them like dirt, you’re looking for a paramedic.#10: Free time – As a benefit of the long-hours and low pay that comes with the job, paramedics spend almost all their time at work. Just last week I put in 96 hours and nobody thought it was unusual. Are you looking for free time to do whatever you want or to have another relationship on the side? Great! We’ll be too tired to care.#9: Free Medical Advice – The other article has this one exactly right. We’re happy to provide free medical care and advice to those we love. It may not be quality care for all conditions… but at least it’s free and provided in good faith. Who needs a doctor to treat that growth on your neck? You’ve got an in-home healthcare quasi-professional.#8: We can cook – Every now and then paramedics actually get the chance to eat something that isn’t congealed to the bottom of a fast-food deep fryer. When we do, we usually cook it ourselves. You should try my “Doctored Ramen” recipe. We just need to stop by the dollar store first and get some off-#7: Never worry about deadlines again – The other article says that paramedics “Know the value of timeliness” because we work in a profession where “time is always of the essence.” While that’s not blatantly untrue for all paramedics, the other 99% aren’t so timely. Fortunately we’re very good at performing under pressure and in getting things done very well at the last minute. Are you a procrastinator and have somewhere you need to be? No problem, we got this.#6: You don’t have to be so concerned about your own physical appearance – Feel free to let yourself go a little. Paramedics see a lot of naked people and most of those people are not people we want to see naked. A lot of them are also very sick and sick people don’t smell good. Are you putting on a few pounds? Did you not have time to shower today? Chances are you’re light years ahead of the last fifteen people we were forced to look at in a state of undress. You’re good.#5: Access to crates of medical grade personal lubricant – This one almost speaks for itself until you realize that most of the things we use this substance for are decidedly not all that much fun.#4: Your parents will LOVE us – As long as you lie to them about our long-term income potential, parents universally love paramedics. They think we’re nice people and that we do good things. Paramedics are also very confident when they walk into new situations and meet new people under stressful conditions. It makes us masters of the first impression. Your friends will love us too.#3: We know all the best restaurants – The places with the best food in town are almost never those fancy sit-down places with tables and stuff. They’re the little out-of-the-way diners where the preferred place setting is the “Stand Up and Wolf it Down” method of gastronomy. The heat from the engine can warm up even the coldest fast food. It might even warm your heart.#2: The Code-3 Club – This is gross due to all of the various bodily fluids and other pathogenic materials that tend to fly around in the back of an ambulance… but if you really want to join, you have a better chance with a paramedic than with anybody else.#1: Humor – Do you like laughing until you cry? Date a paramedic. We know funny
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
If you are looking for a guy with bulging muscles, a fancy car, and/or the intellectual capacity of a clam, "It ain't me you're looking for, babe" (points if you know who penned that quote). However, if you are looking for a "good guy" who is athletic, funny, chill, loyal, creative, random, nerd-tastic, and capable of blowing your mind or other sensory organs, that's me.Since this seems to be mandatory to mention: I have a lot of friends (my best-friend is female, so don't get jealous) and family and care about them deeply (some more than others), I have been blessed with a slew of awesome little cousins who I am very close with.I work part time and volunteer part time. Being involved in the #Occupy movement has compelled me to get into local politics to change the system from the inside. I was elected to my first public office in ***and am currently serving on a Neighborhood Council.I don't believe in hierarchy based on gender, race, creed, income level, or any other socioeconomic factors, but I do believe in the need for federated government.I was studying to become an Archeologist at CSUN and graduated with a BA in Anthropology (and Sustainability) but after much soul-searching, I realized that the lessons I have learned from the Archaeological and Ethnographic records can help this society become a more equitable and sustainable one, so I am pivoting towards what I hope will be a long term career serving the needs of the 99%, especially by working to transform LA from the autopia it is today to the multi-modal city it was supposed to be.I love to cook because it's the only form of art I know of that doesn't require one to starve! I am working on phasing out processed foods and phasing in more fresh/ local plant-based foods and shifting my go-to protean source from beef to pork because it's more sustainable to raise pigs than cows. If you keep a plant-based diet, I can work with that but I don't want to be guilt-tripped about eating meat, I'm Jewish, I have enough guilt to deal with already.My sense of humor ranges from a really dry sarcasm to really cheesy puns.I love long(skate)boarding and it along with mass transit (another passion of mine) are my main means of getting around, I am a New Yorker born in the wrong city.I used to write a lot of poetry but I've been finding it harder to write the kind of political poetry since filling my mental plate with so many other pursuits.I am a Jew and was raised Reform, but much of my cosmology and ethos is more akin to Hindu or Buddhist beliefs, I refuse to keep Kosher or any dietary structure that forbids me from having bacon cheese burgers, lobster or any other food that makes life worth living.I could copy and paste a long list of all my favorite bands but it's much easier to summarize by style and era, that being said I like ***s***' protest-folk, ***s Rockabilly, late ***s acid/hard rock, mid-70s glam rock, late 70's- early 80's punk rock (and some metal), 90's pop-punk, alternative and rap-rock, ***s Ethno-punk (Ie. Gogol Bordello, Flogging Molly etc), and select new music that sounds like or has the sprint of anything I listed.I play bass, banjo and sing with varying degrees of success depending on what I've been practicing. Drugs are synthesized in labs not grown (your parents or D.A.R.E. rep lied to you). My general rule of non-alcoholic mind-altering substances is "if it's not green I won't touch it".Ideally, I would like to settle down and start a family within the next 5 years with a woman from a different ethnic/genetic background than my own Ashkenazim Jewish heritage, who would be down for raising Jewish/Pantheistic/Whovian kids because we will never put an end to racism if we keep sticking to 'our own kind' when we pick partners and subscribing to only one faith. I know the trend is to reproduce later in life, but I was a demanding kid and I want to have kids while I still have the energy to keep up with them. First dates have a nasty tendency to degenerate into awkward interviews, to help prevent that I am a fan of going to museums, cool areas of town, meeting for beverages (milkshakes,cocktails, coffee, etc.) and/or going to the arcade (I get a little competitive playing mini-golf though). Dinner and a Movie dates are more of a 2nd+ date kinda thing because you can't get to know each other over 7.2 surround sound.