SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ErinOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
The absolute first thing I notice in a man is his smile. You have to have all of your teeth... sorry, no exceptions. I think everyone should cherish the little things in life... a kiss on the forehead, the touch of a man’s fingers on the small of your back, that "look" that needs no words... If you are here to play games, please walk the other way. I am not here for that, so please don’t waste my time or yours.I am definitely not high maintenance. I color my own hair and do my own nails. I am not looking for someone to take care of me or pay my bills. I can do that just fine on my own. I love to smile and make people smile. I eat cereal for dinner and would not be upset if brussel sprouts were removed from the Earth. I like the smell of gasoline. I like my steak medium rare. I like Sweet N' Low in my iced tea and Splenda in my coffee. Coke over Pepsi, hands down. I love the smell of fresh cut grass. A rainy day. A campfire. A puppy's kiss. The sun on my face. I'm a great talker but even a better listener. Lazy people bother me. I walked the bridge today. I love life every day. No drugs, no drama, no games. I like it simple, fun and loving. I don't think that is too much to ask. The following list is largely satirical but has come about from profiles I have "marveled" while here. 1. iF YoU HaVe tExT LiKe tHiS iN YouR pRoFiLE yOU'rE pRoBaBly NoT mY TypE. 2. If your tongue is hanging out of your mouth in your pics because you are "hammered" I am not too sure we would be a good match. 3. If you're forming "wanna-be" gang symbology with your hands, we're probably NOT compatible. 4. If the majority of your pics are a portrayal of you consuming alcohol, we would most likely not be a good fit. 5. If your main pic is of you at your prom you might be too young and if your baby pics are in black and white, you MAY be a little too old. 6. Lastly, if most of your pictures are of you taking your own picture in your bathroom or gym mirror, I don’t think it’s going to work out. Ask a neighbor or even a stranger. Looks more natural … just saying.Honestly though, if a person has indulged too much in the current American culture, they've probably ruined themselves. Ironically, they are also probably painfully unaware of this fact! A few of life's little *** I try and live by... sing in the shower, drink champagne for no reason at all, return borrowed vehicles with a full tank of gas, compliment three people every day, never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them, floss your teeth, keep it simple, say "thank you" and "please" a lot, avoid negative people, buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards, keep your promises, have a firm handshake, surprise loved ones with little unexpected gifts, wave at kids on school buses, call your mother, don’t be afraid to say “I made a mistake”, and marry only for love. Live music, a couple of drinks, great conversation, and a lot of laughter..... If things go well, maybe plan a second date.
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HerminiaOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I hate that I'm back on here but what the hell....lol. I have mainly dated black men, but I am attracted to other races... It's just a preference like someone who prefers red heads....For me, I'm not really interested in what color u are or ur financial status, I'm more interested in u as a person, if we have a connection and how u make me feel. I'm not trying to rush into anything, but I would like to get to know u and move towards something meaningful and long term at some point. I love to laugh and have a good time. Love is not a color! We should all be free to love who makes YOU happy! God loves us ALL and created us all EQUAL...PERIOD! And if for some reason u have a problem with it please don't be rude and immature and message me mean and unkind statements, just find a way to get over it and move on. Thank u...God bless and happy fishing!!! :) Thanx for listening to me ramble on...lol! :-P Coffee, dinner, or drinks....whatever sounds fun....
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NicoleOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Please, no religious fanatics...go save someone else! I am a former Marine, so I like the outdoors and I am not afraid to get dirty. Not to worry, I like being a girl and I can't bench press more than you. I'm really not interested in dating someone with young kids.....I love kids but my son is 18 so I'm past the young kid stage in my life. I like to laugh and joke and can have fun staying in or going out, that does not matter. I am not high maintenance, prissy or phony. If things work out and we are compatible, I will spoil you and take care of you! Just thought I'd let you know I am not looking to be your mom, you already have one. Not looking to be your sugar mamma either, you must have a full time job. Do not contact me if you are a player and just looking to get laid. Must like dogs, I have one (lab mix) who likes to give kisses so don't make me choose because the dog will win every time! Yes, the dog sleeps in my bed (he was there before you). I'm allergic to cats. Don't tell me things you think I want to hear if you do not mean them (no false advertising please). If you are clingy, emotionally needy, not over your ex, are a drunk, control freak, paranoid, have self esteem issues, do not trust women and are so desperate to find someone that being with the wrong person is better than being by yourself I do not want to hear from you. I didn't break you and I have no desire to fix you. I am not looking for someone who is perfect because no one is perfect including me but I don't want to be with someone who can't be honest with who he is. Honesty, sense of humor, confidence...those are a good start. If you are a high maintenance, prissy man who is afraid to get his hands dirty and is a male bimbo then move on.....I will get bored with you and don't have the time to help you sound out the big words. If you read my profile and don't like it I don't care and don't want to receive an *** saying how much you don't like it, If you have on a baseball cap and/or sunglasses in every picture don't *** you're under 5'8" please don't ***, even though I'm petite, I like taller guys. Please don't lie about your height...if we meet and it's obvious you lied about your height I'll just leave because you just wasted my time. Sorry, not into guys with long hair, ponytails and such. The first date is really like an interview....so, coffee and a bagel or we could meet for drinks and appetizers. I will pay for myself...not looking to get a free meal. If the interview goes well, you can pay for me on the first date.