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Anissa
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..
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Fidelia
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi there.I'm a sweet, smart, fun--and SANE--professional. :-D Single, never married, no kids, employed. Pretty drama- and baggage- Lots of laughs. No major expectations other than to have a nice time getting to know someone new, though my ultimate wish is to find *him.* :)Admittedly, I have weight to lose and am working on it, but I am very curvy and femininely-shaped. I know my "ultra-curviness" isn't everyone's cup o' tea, but I hope to be just the drink that someone's looking for. :-DWhile in my everyday professional life, I am considered competent, confident, and composed, beneath it all, I don't take myself super seriously. I love to have fun, be silly, and laugh. I have the maturity and social awareness to act like an adult for the most part, though. The whole grown-up-yet-still-lighthearted combo is appreciated in guys as well!Specifically:* I'm educated and articulate and definitely like guys who can articulately and grammatically express themselves, both in speech and writing.* I am very warm and like giving and receiving affection in its many forms--compliments, touching, romance, random acts of kindness, etc. :)* While I never initially meet anyone expecting or assuming that we'll end up in a relationship (the whole no major expectations thing I mentioned initially), I ultimately want to get married and have a family. HOWEVER, I am not so desperate for a ring and a baby that I'll try to force or jump into just anything. Ha ha. My point is that I'm at least open to more developing if the chemistry and connection are there and would like him to have a similar view. For those guys who need me to be very clear: I am not on here looking for a friend with benefits or random one-nighters. There are plenty of other sites out there for that sort of thing, and they require fewer words. :)* I'm not a flake. I'm even-keeled, dependable, reliable, do what I say I'm going to do, and try very hard not to waste anyone else's time. Flakiness is one of my biggest pet peeves. I'm looking for someone similarly grounded and down-to-earth.* Manners are important. I don't think people should leave behind their trash in public places for others to clean up--like at a sporting event, a movie theater, wherever. And I appreciate traditional chivalrous acts--even small stuff that a lot of people wouldn't notice, like waiting for the girl to drive away first. (And I know this shouldn't be a big deal...but what is with people not knowing how to properly hold silverware? LOL)* I like guys who are energetic and who are willing to try new things. But...sometimes I just wanna sit on my amply-sized butt and have a Netflix night. So yeah...I like a go-getter, but I also like someone who can let the wheels stop turning and actually enjoy downtime and relaxation.* I like guys who, if not on the same page, are at least in the same book as me politically-speaking. I consider myself a mix of conservative and libertarian with some conspiratorial underpinnings. :-D* Above all else, I like guys who still know what it means to be a *man.* Someone who has values and a sense of justice. And someone who is kind...to me, to children, to animals, etc. I'm usually easy-going, so I'll leave this to him to decide.
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Rosaura
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a light hearted and fun loving girl who wants to find someone to laugh with! I am a nurse who is currently continuing her education. I have one child but have never been married.