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About Me

I'm a prankster to the core so be prepared for tickle wars, water balloon fights, Nerf gun battles, baby powder in your hair dryer and me jumping around the corner :) Time is not on my side so don't play games with me. Get aggressive! I like it. I'll explain once I'm comfortable enough why it isn't. I'm in route to be a pharmacist and have multiple healthcare hats I wear. So many call me a pantomath but I prefer a Jack of all trades. I'm currently a Pharm Tech and Massage Therapist. I have 2 ears and 2 eyes but 1 mouth so I like to listen and stare into your dreamy eyes more than speak about myself. You are my escape from my struggles. But likewise I will be yours when you need it as well. Also I dislike the misleading plots of these dating apps. "Meet and chat free" then you go to respond and it's $60 a month. If you're really interested in chatting and getting to know me just send a friend request and message on *** R. Martz. I don't mind paying for a service but I'd rather spend the money on a date than wasted on a virtual app.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Political views

    Non-conformist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lindsey

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    I'd rather you *** message then waste two weeks of my life pretending to want to meet. Thank you. Now proceed. I have 5 kids with 6 baby mommas. I live on my moms futon and beg for change to make ends meet. I'll always ask you for money and rides to my local heroin dealer. I'll give you ***non lethal STD's and beg you to take me in. If I don't sound like a catch you're just plain bananas. Btw in case you didn't already know the stuff I said in the first paragraph isn't entirely true..... I don't beg for change I snatch purses. Talked to a few lovely ladies but it seems that they just want to text for weeks. If you're not looking forward to meeting in person you're wasting my time. Can't gauge how we'll get along if we don't hang out. I have a seven year old daughter that I'd break necks for so I have respect. One last thing...... Soooooo..... Get your judge Judy on. And if you hit the meet me button and then I message you just to *** message you're a funking retard! And I must've write someone with intimate encounters or something because I can't message some of you. But I never really look at intent on the profile page when I send a message I wasn't actually looking for a one nighter. I'm looking for more like several fortnights haha. Shoot each other up in the neck. If you live in or near south Philly hit me up we can be friends and maybe more. This isn't let's marry a millionaire. I don't care if you live in a box if we're compatible that's what's important not what you make/drive/or have. I have mine and you have yours. Maybe we'll pool our things together one day. And if you're a person that disappears after chatting for weeks without at least a bye good luck to ya doesn't need to message me.

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