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Malcolm
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Who am I? . . . . . . . . I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying ,I party like its ***. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i like throwing things . i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars.-wrestling and my dad is Macgyver .; peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. Only on Sundays i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...Im Awesome I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me.
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Gib
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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Hello I'm trying to get back out and find myself again. Been a long time since I've done that. I have a 5 year old son who is my world. Just want to have dome fun! Been a long time since I've been on a date but I'm OK with just about anything just not into clubs.