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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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Marlehf1Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-39
Hi! My name is Marlehf1. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ArleneOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
I am not looking for a hook up, I don't like drama. I like football, hiking canoeing, watching movies, cooking, hanging out with friends, campfires and beer, a good old fashioned and books. I'm not super athletic. I have a body but I'm not a supermodel. I am a pretty open book. I play clash of clans and love it. Watch a lot of horror and syfy movies and series. I'm sarcastic and have a love of odd art. And I love tattoos I have some and plan on getting morethe first date would have to vary, everybody is different so we would have to figure things out then