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GargoyleLauren, 30

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 Jan 2026 12:16:31

About Me

Hi I'm Lauren. I like to talk on *** you should messge me and charm me into giving it to you. -Dogs🐩 -I have my septum, nostril, tongue and belly button pierced. -Kinda curvy. -ANY AND ALL MAKEUP 👸💋👹💄 -You remind me of the babe... -Ninja Sex Party🎶🎤🎸 -Ninja Turtles, Hellboy, Deadpool, Harley Quinn, X-Men -I have a 10 year old Boston terrier named Spike, he's my baby. -Art✏🖌🖋🖍 -FEED ME SEYMOUR!! - I'M PICKLE RICK!!🥒 -Purple and blue hair (it changes). -🍁

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Political views

    Liberal

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Shana

    Online

    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Simple… if you shoot a message like “hi, I saw your profile… (followed by a vague boring paragraph sent to ***other women today), …shows me that you couldn’t take a minute to read and see if we would click on a very basic level. I always date younger....... I'm sure ur sexy and mid 30's***but I get along with people a little younger than myself.. I have had bad luck, the past few relationships ending because my partner “moved”…and it wasn’t meant to be. I enjoy being able to make someone happy, honesty rules my world. I am extremely passionate. A man can know that their heart will always be in good hands. I am not looking for a man to take care of me….but doesn’t mean I am a doormat. I love MEN. I enjoy drinking microbrews and watching football games and sharing sailor- But just the same I like to put on a hot dress, heels and a (lack of better words) porn face, and head out for a night on the town. I am thankful for all I have, every day I wake up and have a positive outlook. I eventually down down the road want kids someday. We can learn a lot from them as much as they do from us. I have tried to restart this dating thing with an open heart, open mind, and anticipation. I will be that woman you tell your friends how I made you forget all the flakes in the past. I will be rubbing your back as you wake up every morning. I will surprise you with a trip for your birthday .I will learn that meal your mom makes and do it right. I will spend Sunday in bed if you want and probably take you there early Friday night. And ….oh, teach you how to scuba dive ..lol. No drama, no mind games, no mistrust and nothing but good times. I will chat a little before giving you my number, address. I enjoy meeting people, and besides the ahead of time apologies for maybe taking a day or two to respond ( if I don’t I DO know what I am looking for) Goodluck and happy fishing! Leave the baggage at the door...and it wasn't me , it was your crazy ex that painted a bad picture in your head before you even met me. ....find out if your scared of sharks.... jk.....im sure two minds can find something fun to do. Maybe meet up for a coffee, check out a new food dive, or a beach bar to listen to some live music, something laid back and fun....

  • Bettie

    Online

    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    For cryin' out loud...please, if you don't have a backbone quit reading and move to the next profile. I have no time for insecurities, people who can't accept that sometimes I work late or on weekends or men who don't have the balls to be straightforward. I am not a child and I promise I won't cry if we meet and don't hit it off...if I'm too fat or too thin for your liking, you hate my perfume, I'm too tall, talk too loud or whatever it is...don't beat around the bush. I don't care to waste my time and would appreciate if others wouldn't waste it either. Because for everyone out there who isn't that into me, I can promise you there are several others out there just waiting for the chance to show me just how much they are into me. And that's reality!I make my own rules and live my life my way. No regrets...everything I've done in my life was exactly what I wanted at the time. I have no expectations. I act on my intentions, with purpose and with passion, regardless of the outcome. I find all too often that a person's expectation of how things should happen makes them think that things are not working out. I'm honest to a fault and I speak my mind. Looking for someone who is on my level, which means you must have your own place, a functioning vehicle and a job. Yeah, the economy sucks but if I can manage to work not one, but 2 jobs, take care of my kids on my own, make it to their school activities and still find time for family and friends, you can too! I'm very straightforward, loyal, always keep my word, and always put others before myself. I'm a terrible housekeeper because hell, the mess will be there tomorrow, I might not. I'm always on the go with work, kids, family and friends. I'm going back to school for my masters and studying for the LSATs and still trying to live life.Would love for someone to take me to ride 4-wheelers and hang *** the river or beach, maybe hit some mudholes in your 4-wheel drive, outdoor concerts are my fav and I like setting things on fire and playing video games with my kids! So any fun, attractive, non-ignorant people, without any social hang-ups feel free to message me!I'm a realist. I don't play games. I'm pretty level-headed. I take everything for what it's worth. If I'm interested in you, trust me, you'll know it ;)If you have no friends/no life and expect after one lame date that I'm going to devote 100% of my time to you, ditch my kids with a sitter every chance I get, and carry on some bizarre relationship with you inside of a bubble devoid of any contact with the outside world - time for you to re-evaluate. That will not happen. Relationships aren't built over night. They take time. They're built on friendships...and friendships as we know are built on a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans! You can't plan life, you just have to go with it.Grad school, LSATs, Law School next fall (hopefully)...as always life is treating me well :) Dinner, drinks, a movie, a lil dancing and romancing, I'm up for just about anything, but don't ask me to pick you up a bottle of liquor and a pack of smokes and come hang at your place at say 11pm for a first date because that's lame! Be creative and keep things interesting because I'm really impatient and get bored easily ;)

  • Constance

    Online

    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I also lived in the United States for 5 years. I like hanging out in my backyard with a good book on a warm day. I like to spend as much time as possible outside in the summer, walking, camping etc. Watching tv/movies, shopping, spending time with friends, trying new restaurants. Drinks or coffee

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