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JenkinOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
A friend told me about this site. Just thought I would check it out for a bit, see what is biting...or at least nibbling.It suggests I should talk about my hobbies, talk about myself and what makes my unique, talk about my goals/aspirations and my taste in music.Do women really want to hear about that stuff? Please help me out and let me know what it is you REALLY want to know....please! I will share that I spend practically every weekend at the lake from May 15th until September 30th. So, it better be something important to keep me (or us) in the city during that time. Some things that my Mom taught me:Religion ........ "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"Logic ............."Because I said so, that's why"Irony............."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"Wisdom......... "When you get to my age, you'll understand"Justice ..........."One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"Some more words of wisdom:Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor is just a Retard in Tin Foil.Before you diagnose yourself with Bipoloar Disorder, Low Self Esteem, Depressive Disorder, Physcotic Disorder, make sure you aren't just hanging around a bunch of ***holes.I stopped fighting my inner demons, We're on the same side now.I had a great relationship with a girlfriend once, but she did a lot of complaining. Once, she complained that I never take her anywhere expensive. So...I took her to a gas station. Amazingly, I only needed 5 stitches to close my wound.My favorite relationship expression: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all..you know,...night! I once had a first date who drank too much, who then passed out, who then peed in my car as I drove her home. It sure would be fun to top that!...or at the very least keep my car dry.
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DsmokeOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Dsmoke. I am never married atheist caucasian man with kids from Holtsville, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ToryOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
I am pretty much Perfect!! No Flaws!! Yeah Right!! Love Music, Nascar, Family, Friends, not in any order. I will think of more later. Wouldn't Be Nice If We All Could Find A Match!! I think that would be Great!! Don't You??***AHHHHH, Not Sure. Hopefully something we both like!!