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DondonOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-55
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LeeOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Update!!!! Because everyone loves little clever updates. I watched "Going the Distance" I REALLY want a relationship like the beginning of the movie. That ultra comfortable, realistic, loving, supportive, thing that just happens. I love the look he gives in the movie when she is going back to San Fran. I want that pain in my heart and in my stomach that only "she" can give me. Please be that she.Now, back to my sarcastic self!! Ok, ok. I will put at least some effort into writing this thing, even though every profile I have read so far is so similar to one another, I don't know how I am going to make myself dramatically stand out. I really like to have fun and it can come in a million different ways. Could be the beach, a boat, a party, mom dropping by unexpectedly, who knows. I am an avid golfer and do a little intstructing on the side basically with beginners and high handicappers. I try to play two to three times a week and love the opportunity meet new people through golf. My friends, I guess I would have to say are the most important thing to me (actually it's my short game) (golf reference only, I swear), but I would really like to find that special woman so I can put my friends on the back burner!! Sorry I guess that's mean! I love my dog very much but she is a bed hog so I may stuff her soon. I enjoy eating everything, that is the main reason I also work out as often as I can. I did the tough mudder in December ***, which was a blast. Who doesn't enjoy a short little 12 miler covered in mud and obstacles! I hope whoever (whomever?, damn I can never nail those!) decides to hang out with me tries to take care of themselves as well. How else are we going to grow old together?I am the biggest profile thief ever! If I read something I agree with, it goes straight in here. I love positivity and despise negative whiners. Life is either too short or too long to sit around and complain all day! Let's have fun no matter what we are doing or about to do! I really have to stop typing otherwise my poor grammar will take over and I will look like a giant clown. Besides, most people are probably done reading by now anyway. That is, if the pictures didn't scare you away! Good luck everyone, I hope you, as well as I, find just what you are looking for!A little post script: I keep getting yelled at for having ladies in some of my pictures. They are just friends and most are in a group setting. I just don't have that many pictures of myself because I am the least photogenic person ever! Ever! I also think a person with multiple friends, both male and female, are more well-rounded. That being said, I don't think it would be cool if someone looking to meet others posted a picture of them making out or something!Have an incredible day! Let's get silly drunk and see who gets arrested first! I promise to bail you out if you go down! If you don't realize this is a joke, we probably won't get each other.
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YahvehOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I guess this is where I talk about how charming I am and a complete gentleman! Let's be serious I can put all kinds of product placement here but the bottom line is I'm a catch! Things that should be known are that I own my home and I do have a vehicle and a very protective brother and niece. I have no children not because I didn't want them but because I was not blessed with them. Please trust that I will not flood your inbox with pictures of my junk or messages of how you doin? I also should say I do have a sense of humor odd as it may be at times. I do smoke but have done my best to keep my habit in check and am aware of my surroundings. I'm looking for that spark the one I wake up in the morning thinking about. The woman that inspires me to stand outside her window with a boom box over my head playing In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel. I can't put down that I am not looking for sex because I do have a libido. I however am not looking for a friend with benefits or a one night stand. What I’m doing with my life...I'm in a transition from some loss from my life and looking to add a ride or die to my life.At this point in life aren't we all just looking for some peace and happiness?! I’m really good at...I've been told I'm good at making people laugh... From witty to obscene.I'm a pretty good at cooking and my specialty is homemade chicken noodle soup.I'm good at fixing things from a leaky faucet to brakes on a car.I'm a loyal friend, excellent listener and supportive partner. The first things people usually notice about me...Warm, kind and welcoming eyes.I'm baldish.Always have a smile on my face. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food...Love movies most genres but my niche is Sci-Fi / Fantasy and Horror. Some favorites are The Princess Bride, Stakeland, Say Anything, Dawn of the Dead, Boondock Saints...Try to read at least one book a month just started Wool by Hugh Howey...track.. Biffy Clyro.. Little Hospitals, Beastie Boys... Gratitude, TAD....... Slow Night, So Long, Vivaldi... 8, Winter: Allegro non Molto The Clash... Bank Robber, Public Enemy... You're Gonna Get Yours, Johnny Cash... Sunday Morning Coming Down, The Highwaymen... Highwayman and much more...Favorite T.V.0, Game of Thrones...Food wise I was Italian raised so that's tops, My own, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, American, Indian.. Pretty much game to try most anything at least once with the exception of the Bizarre foods type stuff. The six things I could never do without...1. My IV drip of coffee every morning.2. Music, the best memories I have contain a soundtrack!3. My tools. A do-it-yourelfers candy!4. Laughter. The absolute necessity.5. Movies. It's not always a happy ending.6. Family. Dysfunctional at times, makes for never a dull moment. I spend a lot of time thinking about...What am I not thinking about! On a typical Friday night I am...Typical Friday night is spent catching up on programs, movies and/or getting things done around my house.Hanging out with friends or family.Looking for a woman to spend those nights together doing whatever tricks the trigger. The most private thing I’m willing to admit...So this story begins in the mid 90’s with an impressionable twenty something lad. I had a friend who had been going to a local bar that on Thursday nights featured a lingerie show. He had become friends with the woman who sponsored the show and she had conveyed that she wanted to feature some guys in the show and if he and some of his friends might be interested. The next day he came into work telling me about this and asked if I would be interested in doing it. I was a bit hesitant but being as that I am quite out-going at times but decided what the ****! Why not? I arrived at the bar on the specified date and had been informed of a few other friends of his and acquaintances of mine would also be doing the show. Now my friend had scoliosis and his back was a little crooked and the only other one to show up other than me was an ex skinhead turned S H A R P who was pasty white with several amateur tattoos... Being a part of the show drinks were free of which we literally poured the liquid courage down our gullets. Meanwhile the bar starts to fill up with patrons who were there to drink and most likely see the women’s lingerie show. Men and lots of them. My friends and I were drinking rather heavily and didn’t really notice the all-male audience until we had to get ready for our show at which point there was no backing out not that we would have with plenty of liquid courage in ourselves it seemed trivial. We go back to get ready and my friends grab the boxers which left a banana hammock for me... Not enough liquid courage for me to do a banana hammock! So I decided to go with the silk boxers I was already wearing. The music fires up for our set, pretty sure the song was It’s Raining Men but I am not sure of that or if it’s just funnier in context to my story. So we explode out on stage to the shock of the men who were probably as drunk as we were and I can’t see from the lights of the stage but given the variety on guys in the audience am quite sure there were more than a few blushed faces. Apparently while we were getting ready a single table of women showed up to which we three made a bee line to and proceeded to dance around until the end of our set. Come to find out this table was a mother and her two daughters who were staying at the adjoining hotel for the night and had no idea they too were going to leave with a story to tell. Although they didn’t tip us a couple of the female dancers slipped a couple of dollars into our waistbands as we walked back to change back into street clothes. Needless to say we weren’t invited back and were a part of the only male lingerie show to ever grace the establishment. This is the most private thing I’m willing to admit… At least here! You should message me if...Well if you're assertive enough and my profile sparked your interest I would enjoy hearing from you. Should be agreed upon prefer a casual meeting. I do prefer the woman choose the first meeting place for there own peace of mind.