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Shoshy
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Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-48
Hi! My name is Shoshy. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Baytown, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Laverne
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
As of Aug ***, I am a mommy to the most amazing little boy. If you can not see yourself dating a single mom or can not grasp the concept of my son being number 1 in my life, then you do not need to read any further. I understand that children are not for everyone, and respect that 100% so there is no need for either of us to waste our time, just be honest :) I attempt to keep my life as stress free and drama free as possible. I am always up for a good time and am always up to try new things. Im a loud mouth and will always tell it like it is. I am a thin, white woman so if thats not your "type" then no offense, please don't waste my time, or yours for that matter. I listen to all types of music (yes this includes country) generally based upon my mood at the time. I tend to go for tall MEN from all walks of life but work best with the easy going, self sufficient ones with a TERRIFIC sense of humor. I was a wildchild for many years but things have changed drastically since I had my son. I think everyone needs to let loose occasionally but the days of constant partying are behind me. I WILL NOT go clubbing. If thats ur thing, awesome, but I am more of a dive bar/pub type. Finally, while many people are on this site to find their "one and only," I am perfectly fine making some new friends. This does NOT mean that I am looking for a hook up. Thats not my style. I am a mixture of the girl next door and a tomboy. My hair and makeup are not always done but thats not going to stop me from running out to the store or even stopping at the bar sometimes. I love how my butt looks when i wear heels but 99% of the time i am rockin jeans and flip flops. I cant stand people that are unable to have a good time unless they are the center of attention. Do not expect me to send you pictures (clothed or naked) because I won't. I have respect for myself and if you're the superficial kind of guy that expects such things, you aren't the kind of guy I am looking for, sorry. There are plenty of trashy girls with low self esteem out there for you to bother. ~ If you have a super hairy chest, it is not attractive to walk around with your shirt unbuttoned low enough to show off your amazon fur. I don't care who you are, it is NOT a good look.....on anyone....seriously.~ I am terribly allergic to cats so if you have some sort of homeless cat shelter in your house, we won't work. I love animals (def a dog person) but cats and I just don't get along.~ I am not looking to correct spelling or punctuation issues in ***, however, PLEASE do not talk to me unless you have the ability to communicate in proper English. I'm not a "shortie," I'm not "tryin a holla atchu," and believe it or not a paragraph has more than one period. If you pronounce the "th" sound as an "f," keep it moving. It's just sad and pathetic (especially since I have a thing for nice teeth.) If your mouth looks like you snack on yellow crayons and dynamite, I am totally turned off. **If one of your profile pics is a copy of your mugshot, please don't bother. I am NOT going to respond (and I find it quite sad that I have to make this part of my profile.) anything...a sporting event, some drinks (always loosens things up a bit), ice cream, a walk....the possibilities are as open as your mind allows them to be!
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Melisa
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
**** IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONTACT ME FOR A HOOKUP OR YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A F%&K BUDDY...DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE. As my profile states I am serious about finding someone, but that does not mean I'm willing to sleep with Tom,****and Harry to find that someone. Friends in my book means just exactly that and I do not make out, have sex with or otherwise fondle my friends.... So if you make it to this point, please carry on. If anything I've said offends someone or if you otherwise find me or my profile offensive, please rest easy in knowing that I don't care. I am who I am and I am WHAT I am and I will not apologize for it. You like me or you don't, I'm your type or I'm not, but at least you get what you see... Also, if you're going to contact me, please have the decency to at least pick up on the details of my profile - there will be a quiz. You've been sufficiently warned - Procced with extreme caution! LOLThat being said.... The headline says it all. I've Lost and I'm looking again. Seems there are too many men who can't deal with the truth. Look at it this way, at least I care enough to say something. If you can't handle blunt honesty all the time, don't bother talking to me. Also, if you're too shallow to look past what any person looks like on the outside, don't waste your time either. I'm not dog ugly, but I'm not what I would call pretty either, although quite a few people disagree with me. I'm a big girl, I've always been a big girl and even if I weighed ***lbs, I'd still be considered a "big girl" (any less than that and I just would not be healthy). Would I like to look like a supermodel? Of course! Will I ever? Of course not. I refuse to starve myself to conform to society's idea of "Beautiful". I am trying to be more health concious and I'm trying to exercise more, but sometimes that easier said than done. I want a guy that is still "young" enough to know how to have fun, yet "old" enough to know when it is time to be serious. I'm not a mother and I don't want to play momma to a guy that hasn't discovered his balls yet. I'm rough around the edges and I'm sometimes less than sympathetic, but I will be supportive when there is actually something wrong....but I don't deal well with snivelling and I'm not good at dealing with a guy that whines about the mean guy at work but won't man up and confront him. I also refuse to sugar coat anything, so he's got to be able to deal with sometimes brutal honesty. The truth hurts sometimes, but I refuse to blue simply to spare someone's feelings. I believe if you can dish it out, you should be able to take it as well. So if you're giving me a hard time or trying to convince me you think what I'm doing is stupid, you better be able to take the same kind of thing from me. I'm game to try anything at least once and sometimes twice if I am tipsy).Well, if you're still with me after all that, guess you're at least intrigued. You can *** you want and I will try to respond - unless your *** me get obsessive.