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Conley
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
anything that consist of being outdoors. i enjoy boating on the lake. I also live on the lake and enjoy it daily especially during the summer.also a relaxing night at home is nice. Most of all i enjoy watching action sports, and participating in them, the more dangerous the more enjoyable.I love to travel spend many weekends out of town, so if you don't enjoy traveling you probably won't work out. a nice quiet dinner followed by a walk, or motorcycle ride. or maybe a picnic at the park followed by a good movie.
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Shelomi
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Blah blah blah... More about me later. Its an interesting read!!! You should stick around for that part... Just saying...Please if you do not have a profile photo do not message me I more than likely not respond. I understand if you wish not to post one to your profile. you know what... That might be a good opening conversational piece. So... Thanks... oh and take off the damn sunglasses ladies. Let's see the eyes!!! Those beautiful windows to the soul. Mmmm... Oh And I can not forget about the red heads. Also not big on black hair color for some reason. Blah blah blah... I am so random at times...lol...****Please stop asking for pictures of me in a mirror shirtless. Please stop asking for pictures of my "junk". I know its every woman's desire to send pictures of your breast and or vaginas. Please stop. I don't want them. You seen one (pair) you have seen them all. Please have more self respect for yourself*****If your profile says "just ask" or anything similar and thats all thats there i hope you have alot more thought and info going into your messages. I am attempting something different here. Lets explain... being women I am sure you are bombarded with *** pretty frustrating at times i bet I simply will be washed away in the flood of message. So lets try this for a change. I will simply view your profile. Pay attention to your views and you will notice how often I do. If I am viewing you often then say something. Go Away or Just simply say hi and drop me a few lines about yourself. I wont bite. I might nibble.Just looking around. Just out of a relationship. And back again... Met a wonderful woman here last time. Hopefully this time will be the same.I am just a normal guy. Like me for who I am. I will do the same. I love humor. I am sarcastic. I like saying "that's what she said" when ever i can. I love to joke and play around. I am a big kid at heart. I have a young daughter which keeps me young at heart. I am a military brat and also served a few years my self. I like most types of music. I have a fun job that i have been gainfully employed at "for the better part of the decade." (Bonus points if you know that quote) Please have a job, your own place and mode of transportation. I am sort of a home body. I am not a bar fly. That scene no longer appeals to me. I like the internet. it provides me with countless hours of entertainment. Hulu, netflix, plus other portals of entertainment There is so much more to write here..... I am a common sense and logic kind of guy. Please be able to utilizes these two.I am a guy and big surprise... I am a sexual person. I am not here looking for sex. I WANT A RELATIONSHIP. I want my relationship to be an evolution of a friendship. I have strong moral values. (good job army) I find myself opening doors every chance i get for others. I pride my self on the fact that I have never cheated in any relationship i have ever been in. If someone feels the need to sleep around then they are not meant to be together. If you can't openly talk about sex then more than likely we will not work out. You have better be comfortable with your self. I appreciate the female body in many shapes and sizes. I will only turn the lights off so many times before it becomes an issue. We are all grown adults here. Lets act like it for the most part. If you are looking for sex only then I may not be your guy. If you let it be known in the beginning... Who knows ;) But this is not why I am here. If thats what i wanted i would just go to the bar. I would prefer to spend the time and get to know you and see if a relationship is even possible. I like the mental connection more than the animalistic physical attraction. The law of averages. Brains beats beauty any day in my book. I would rather have love than lust. But damn a person has needs. And it is what it is, a physical attraction between 2 people so there must be at least a physical attraction and there are a lot of types that attract me. Sex is important to me. But don't make me out to be a sex starved maniac looking to nail every lady i meet. This is not the case. But if we can help each other out with our needs and they get met too. then awesome.So lets wrap it up with...I am a guy... Blah blah blah... I have a 7 yr old daughter who lives with me half the time. My little princess. I am gainfully employed, blah blah blah... Car and stuff... and I am just missing that one last thing to make me happy. Thought I had her!!! But I realize now that it just might be you. Shoot me a message and see if i really am what you have been missing and desiring. Secretly... You know I am right. Anything were we can talk... No movies. That's for making out and stuff. No way to get to know each other In a setting you have to be quiet.
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Orson
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Hey! Thanks for visiting my page!If you're here, on a page whereupon I am describing myself, which is hosted on a dating website, we have to assume a couple of things. If these things are NOT true, then please go forth to other sites and do so with my thanks and my blessings.THE ASSUMPTIONS1. You are curious about the prospect of dating me, and2. You would like to meet me face to face, and such a thing is a strong likelihood (i.e., you live within a reasonable distance, are not married, and do not have any STDs).There are no qualifiers that will alter these assumptions. If they don't apply exactly as I've written them and without any lawyerly semantic acrobatics, then... thanks for the look-see, and good luck in your continuing search.If we're good so far, then, by all means, read on!Talk about your hobbies. Alright, you want to know what a dork I am? I play Pathfinder, which is a pen and paper roleplaying game. You would probably be monumentally bored by this activity; it's horrible to watch and listen to, and unless you're into it, is almost as little fun to play. However, we are into it, so for us, it's fun: please don't judge, and please don't think I need you to be involved. It's bi-weekly man time: maybe you could go get done the things you want to do that are torturously boring to me during this time? Also, I read, I write, and I listen to the utter sh*t outta some music. No rap, no country, and no modern pop; outside that, everything from classical to death metal is fair game. That does include Weird Al. More on that later.Talk about your goals and aspirations. Right now, I'm learning my new job as hard and fast as I can. I've been holding my couch in place for more than long enough at this point; I'm ready to get back to the grind and start driving the economy once more. I intend to start doing more business online in the future, too. I'd also like to finish my book. I wish I had put more work into it during my Summer of Unemployment, but I don't think I could've. With nothing going on, the inspiration to create good stories has very little impetus... Pertinent to this, though, I'd like to find someone to fulfill my desire to not be alone. I want to go to work, yes, but I want to come home from work and know that there's something - someONE - there on the not-a-paycheck side of life that's more important than that time; I want to have the life I work for, not the job I live for.Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. This is kind of a laughable request... everything about me is unique.-member; I listen to what I like, regardless of genre; I watch what I like, regardless of its popularity or mass consumption; I eat what I eat, regardless of the opinion or input of the establishment. I identify culturally as a pothead, despite the fact that I no longer smoke pot (and haven't in nearly a decade and a half).; I believe in chivalry, honor, and loyalty, and I earn - meaning that I deserve by virtue of my actions - respect, and I pay that respect back to those who themselves earn it. This isn't complicated, but it does seem to confuse a lot of people. If you have any questions about what I mean by this, by all means, get to know me. It'll come clear in no time.Describe your taste in music. Ready? Have fun. Billy Joel. Creed. Journey. Led Zeppelin. Ozzy Osbourne. Poison. Queen. Stevie Nicks. Sting. Sublime. Tenacious D. The Cars. Train. Weird Al. Sum 41. Supertramp. Survivor. System of a Down. Talking Heads. Tantric. Taproot. Tears for Fears. Ted Nugent. Temple of the Dog. The Temptations. Tesla. Theory of a Deadman. They Might Be Giants. Thin Lizzy. Three Dog Night. Three Doors Down. Thrill Kill Kult. Tone Loc. Tool. Tori Amos. Toto. Twisted Sister. U2. UB40. Ugly Kid Joe. Uncle Cracker. Van Halen. Vangelis. Velvet Revolver. Vertical Horizon. The Verve Pipe. Violent Femmes. War. Warrant. Weezer. White Lion. Whitesnake. White Zombie. The Who. Widespread Panic. Within Temptation. Yes. 2 Live Crew. 4 Non Blondes. .38 Special. A Perfect Circle. AC/DC. Adema. Adiemus. Aerosmith. Afroman. Alanis Morrissette. Alanah Myles. Alien Ant Farm. Apocalyptica. Atreyu. Audioslave. Bad Company. Barenaked Ladies. Beach Boys. Beastie Boys. Bette Midler. Better than Ezra. Billy Idol. Billy Joel. Bolly Ocean. Black Crowes. Black Label Society. Black Sabbath. Blind Guardian. Blind Melon. Blink 182. Blondie. Bloodhound Gang. Blue Man Group. Blue Oyster Cult. Blues Traveler. Bo Bice. Bob Seger. Bon Jovi.; the MGs.****nson.; the Range. Buckcherry. Bush. The Beatles. Cake. Candlebox. Chaka Khan. Cheap Trick. Chevelle. Children of Bodom. Chris Daughtry. Chumbawumba. Cinderella. The Civil Wars. Clannad. Cold. Collective Soul. The Commodores. Counting Crows. Coverdale-Page. Cracker. The Cranberries. Cream. CCR. CSNY. Cyndi Lauper. The Cure. Damn Yankees. Danny Elfman. Danzig. Dashboard Confessional. Days of the New. Deadeye**** Deep Blue Something. Deep Purple. Def Leppard. Default. Dido. Dio. Dire Straits. Disturbed. Drain STH. Drivin' & Cryin. Drowning Pool. Dynamite Hack. The Doors. I ****ing hate that guy. That's quite enough for you to get the idea... I have about 35,***individual songs in my collection, so I probably have you covered. Not much country, not much rap, and not much bubblegum (but a little of each, just to keep the flava.)And so... I took the anger out of my profile and brought it back around so that it's palatable to even the most easily butthurt of Plenty of Fish viewers. I've sweetened the bait back up for ya... Let's see how it works! My roommate just asked me, "What do you want to do tonight?"; I wanna eat a ***pound steak and a baked potato the size of a football and a plate of mashed potatoes loaded with cheese, bacon, chives, bacon, butter, bacon, and gravy so big it'd choke a horse. I want to go rob four banks and two Walmarts, and while we're at Walmart, I want to just roam around that mother****er punching Walmart people in the face, screaming, "Get the **** out of Walmart! *pow* "YOU get the **** out of Walmart!" *bam* "You know what? You stay your disgusting ass IN Walmart!" *whap*I want to go kick in the door of our neighbor whom I've never seen and just go busting in all over their damn apartment, busting sh*t up and pissing the piss of rage all over all their shit. Blanket statement: **** the sh*t out of whatever's in there, be it man, woman, or beast. No mammals? Go for the baked goods.*sigh*Or just update my "dating" profile.