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BreOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Bre. I am never married lds caucasian woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AliceOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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CarolynOffline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-61
Ok guys time for an update I am looking for the one great love of my life not one love for one night. I need to love and be loved. My greatest love of my life are my two sons and my beautiful granddaughter now to add to the great loves of my life I have a new grandson ....so you must love kids. I am sick of the games and the bull most men like to play and notice I said most men not all men are alike and each one is an individual.Is there actually a man that is looking for someone with a good heart and not actually worried about what type body she has...you know it all goes back to judging a book by its cover it gets so sicking.....some of us look at the heart first maybe some of the guys should give that a whirl and they may actually get somewhere with a woman...something to think about if you haven't before try something new you may really like it not all women are the same................ is there a man out there that actually cares what a woman is like on the inside? ? I am working on my outside take time to know my inside. ***.