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AnnaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
In a nutshell, I'm a woman. I'm all woman. I cry at those ads with the dogs that are going to die. I get excited when I find a dress that makes me look hot and not like a child. I spend 30 minutes getting ready when I'm going out. Not bad if you ask me. I have puppy envy, not baby envy. I like to laugh and I try not to take myself too seriously. If you're really funny you might even get the laugh where my head is thrown back and tears are rolling down my face. I'm not big into sports, but I do like baseball. OSU football isn't bad either. I love the sense of unity you have when going to a game. Working out and eating right is extremely important to me. I work out no less than 5 days per week and my lower body strength just might frighten you. Whoever I'm with must work out and take care of themselves. In a perfect situation the person I'm with will workout with me. Working out is such an incredible bonding experience. I'm an old fashioned romantic. I love the idea of romantic nights at home drinking wine and just talking. I have yet to find a guy who understands exactly what romance is. I'm a fan of game night. This means bowling, yes I said bowling, playing games or going to places like Dave and Busters. I'm competitive so be prepared to get schooled in the fine art of skeeball. Lastly I'm a big music fan. The last concert I went to was Matt Nathanson and Gavin DeGraw. Such a great show!Here is something I never thought I'd have to add. If you say you're looking for a relationship, please mean it. Do not message me if you're really not ready for one. If the ghost of girlfriends past is lurking in a way that being close to someone will make you miss her more, please do not talk to me. Believe it or not lately every single guy who has contacted on here has just been looking to get laid. Not what I'm here for. Also, keep in mind I live in Dayton. So if you live in Columbus or Cincinnati it will take you an hour to come see me. The distance doesn't matter to me if we click. However, if it's a huge deal for you, don't waste my time. Oh and if your idea of letting someone down the easy way involves texting the poor girl or e-mailing her your break up, DO NOT contact me. Seriously, be a man! Lastly, I work Friday and Saturday nights. I'm off by 11pm, but apparently it can be a deal breaker to some guys. I can't believe I forgot to put this, I am not looking for a father, so please nobody who looks old enough to be my father, acts like my father or looks like my father. I look young for my age so if you're 40 and you look 40 then you'll just end up looking like a perv. I'm not into unruly facial hair. A beard is fine as long as you keep it short and groomed. My thought is, I shave my legs and armpits so you could at least not look like the homeless guy that screams obscenities at unsuspecting women. Just sayin. Also, I'm not looking to date black men. Sorry guys, that's just not my thing. So please do not IM me or send me a message going off about hating myself and blah blah blah. I've heard it all before. You don't see me going off on you when you're dating a white woman or an Asian chick. So please, give me the same respect.I thought I knew the perfect answer to that from years of watching romantic movies and what not. However as I've gotten older I realized that there is no perfect first dates. The only thing that I'd want to do on a first date would be connect with somebody. Not oh he's so hot I'll give him a chance even though he is about as interesting as a piece of paper. So on my perfect first date I'd like to laugh until I cried. That's what I'd like to do. Oh and I don't want to know about your abusive Father, your past crack habit or the fact that you're 10 years sober from meth. Ya might wanna save that until at least the second date. Just sayin.
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MaryOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
Although i personally dont want anymore children it doesnt mean i have any issues with you having any.. (Just thought i should clarify) my one child is now 23yrs and im free haha ?? Will not reply to lazy 'Hi' messages, im not one who replies to looks alone... If I don’t like you I’ll be polite and pleasant, If I do like you I will be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly… I think I have somehow gotten this backwards.I can get on with pretty much anyone, I’m not obsessed with myself, I wear my PJ’s all day after a night out and I couldn’t live off salads :|Although not a shallow person I do go weak at accents...Irish, Scottish etc.. Especially the dominant types ;) Please note** I have curves, i am a fully grown woman and i am a size 16 and i have wit and charm to go with it. If that sounds too hot for you to handle i suggest not wasting each others time... Oh happy sharking! :pJust a final note** please please please do not bother messaging unless you are serious about finding a girlfriend... No head games yawn!!Impress me with something spectacular for once... Even an empty field can impress if the company is good x
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AliceOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...