SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DavenOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Good to know:* I'm happy and I love life* I am very book smart and even more street smart* My best friends are women and I understand and respect them better than most* I'd take a quality new friend over a date any day. My friends are friends for life, dates are a dime a dozen and hit and miss* Of course I'm open to a committed relationship with the right person * Just because I don't have kids, doesn't mean I don't like them. (I usually sit at the children's table) lol* I am serious to silly, know when which one is appropriate* I was once described as a stale marshmallow, hard on the outside, soft on the inside * I rarely drink, but certainly don't mind if others do. (Nope, not a recovering anything, no DUI's, just drink selectively)* I may not have a toothy smile in photos, BUT...I do have straight and white teeth * I am as emotionally stable and well grounded as they get* I HATE the show interest "flirt" (and MEET ME) feature, please woMAN up and just send a personal note. (and yet I still get 5 flirts a day)* I mean what I say and I say what I mean* I love to explore and travel* I'm an open bookRandom Bits and pieces: 1. Adventurous women get extra pts2. If you don't have a pic on your profile, please let me know how you will be sending it to me. (all the silly excuses as to why you don't have a pic are just that)3. I am VERY direct, I am not rude, but I do not sugar coat anything4. I believe if one is not interested, it's best to just not respond (I don't take offense and neither should you)5. In a perfect world I'd like to meet my best friend, lover and partner in crime all wrapped up in ONE awesome girl (yes, woman, just an expression)6. How one talks to the waitress is very telling about who they REALLY are inside7. My motto: Live, Love, Laugh and LEARN...!!!8. This site definitely has comedic value 9. I crack most people up, I am sure I can make you laugh too. (if not, I will at least drive you to the hospital so they can remove the stick from your *** I am independently owned and operated11. With ALL due respect, 250lb female Bulgarian power lifters are athletic, BUT..their "body type" is not12. I didn't know that #11 would cause so much hate mail13. I don't sweat the small stuff14. I am not looking for perfect, BUT..."perfect for me" would be great15. The optimist sees the bagel, the pessimist sees the hole16. I don't drink beer often, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.17. I don't have pets at the moment, but I love animals more than I like most people.18. Better to be a smart *** than a dumbass, just sayin'+ On a blind date the woman asked me if she matched up with how our mutual friend described her and if I were happy with her looks. I said, "Yes, and you are very cute". All offended she groaned, "cute?, cute?, I don't want to be cute, puppies are cute". I replied, "wait a minute, I never said you were AS CUTE as a puppy". ++ So a woman wrote me on here and said she was very interested but was afraid of #3, worried that if she asked me "do these jeans make my *** look fat?", that I would say yes. She was wrong, I wouldn't say that. Let's be honest, jeans don't make *** look fat, FAT *** make *** look fat.:o) First date? Well, let's meet first (coffee, drink, etc), then plan a real date. Who wants to be stuck on a date with someone they may not "click" with? But as far as a real 1st date....Blues club. Playing tennis. Whatever. The company is far more important than the activity. Generally though, something either athletic or romantic.
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Kenworth92DoOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-40
Hi! My name is Kenworth92Do. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Middleboro, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KelseyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Updating this thing..... I'm just a simple guy, I love going hiking, fishing, swimming, boating, pretty much anything outdoors... Also love a good movie night curled up on the couch, or a night in cooking dinner (yes I can cook and no my cooking doesn't include Domino's Pizza on speed dial LMAO) I do have a sense of humor... sarcastic as it may be at times, but quite simply put I love to laugh and hate to be depressed. Other then that, when I have free time, aside from the above listed... I love a good scarry movie (its funny to laugh at how stupid the people in those movies are... I mean c'mon!! did you really need to walk outside to check out the spooky noise with no flashlight?? in the words of the infamous Walter...dumbass... lol) and comedies are fun to watch also. I also like long drives, traveling, backroading... or whatever else comes along.Disclaimer: As sad as it is to have to include this...... please read this part, if nothing else. If you are just looking for a casual hook up, try the bar.... I love sex as much as any other guy, but I don't want to bed hop. I outgrew that stage years ago. if your looking for a sugar daddy, there are other websites for that... if your looking for a doormat, move along... if you DO contact me, please for the love of God say something more than just "hi" or "hey whats up?".... put some effort into it! If your a bar or club floosy that HAS to go out every single night and get hammered, Iwe wont have anything in common, and lastly, if your a druggie (and yes pot IS a damn drug)... don't waste your time contacting me. I have no room in my life for any of that crap. I don't drink, or do drugs of any kind, and wont be with anyone else that does. What am I looking for? Hmmmm good question!! Well I'm on this site here so.... maybe a new pair of shoes? Or a descent book?? LOL ...Seriously,I'm pretty easy to get along with. I just want to find someone to have fun with, someone I can talk to, someone who will accept me for me and not expect me to be perfect, someone that isn't afraid to ask my opinions or share their own. I'm NOT looking for a hookup or a casual sex thing. If I wanted that I'd still be married. I'm not into drama, or head games. I've been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, put in positions to support others, so I know how it feels and refuse to treat the one I'm with that way. So if your looking for a "bad" guy.. one thats going to treat you like a doormat I'm not him. I say that because I have been told in the past I'm too much of a "nice guy" to date.... whatever the hell that means lol :)Well that's a little about me, if you want to know more, just ask. I am an open book with nothing to hide...oh, and P.S. ... yes I can cook, clean, do dishes, fold laundry, dust, vaccuum, pick up after myself, put the toilet lid down, give good massages, brush and braid hair and am completely housebroke and do not need a nanny lol. If you'd like to know more, like I said, I am an open book, so the next move is yours :) Depends on the person.... something quiet and semi-private where we can hold a conversation and get to know one another. Preferably in public at first...