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MerrillOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Well need to have re-think Please if you read this profile please could you give some feedback and tell me what I am doing wrong please.Looking For - Long termAbout Me:- Does anyone really no what to write here I don’t, as I am my own worse enemyWell here goes if nothing else it may give you a laugh and if you do that is good, as I really like to laugh myself. And not worried if I have to set myself up to make you laugh lol.My perception of life has change drastically recently.I have been a very strong, single, independant person for a long time but feel that it is time to change. I have worked hard all my life in looking after my family and friends and feel that it is now time to live for me, as all my children have grown up and don’t need me anymore (going to cry in mo). Is that bad of me "please tell me if you think it is". Not afraid to express my feelings both good and badI have worked hard all my life and suppose I will for many years to come. I believe that manners are very important so please reply if I message you even if it is to say thanks but no thanks, it does not cost anything to be polite lol, I wont take offence honest. I suppose I am quite a confident person (Or so I have been told) don't believe it myself as a little bit shy until I get to no someone as have been used in the past (well quite a few times really) Thought of having MUG tattooed on my forehead. What do you think? Like to treat people how I would like to be treated myself.What do I want for the future: To be happy and have a little fun would like someone to share that with, I do have many friends both male and female and there all important to me but, would like to meet new people as well as am bit of a chatter box and love interaction with others. Not really into 1 nighters and do not like to rush into thingsI have a few hobbies I like to go out most weekends and travel in the summer, Horse riding and quite good at it so don’t mind getting hands dirty so bring it on, The country side love being out in it esp. if there any trees or water, I like eating out Thi, Italian, indian oh there's to many to list, like my music as well like going to see a band or live music disco's and occasionally a club, also like all man like my car "love driving anywhere as 4x4".LikesMusic that I like is, all depending on moodFood - ThaiFilms - Action, Comedy, als0 chick flick's in right moodDrink - TeaTV Program - Emmerdale (Cant believe I admitted to that)Car - Landrover (No excuse not to get to you)Politness - As it does not cost anythingHonesty - As can't tell porky pies to save my lifeManners - I message you please respond in some way pritty pleaseDislikesViolenceLiesDeceptionBridgwaterCrueltyDrugsWell must be bored by now thanks for reading this and use it if you can't sleep lol. Hope to hear from you soon.Come and have a chat on msn *** DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MISSING (HONEST WOULD I TELL YOU PORKY PIES)Love is nothing:To be loved is something:To love and be loved is everything!!!!!!!!!!! PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EVER GET THAT FAR SO LEAVE IT UP TO YOU LOL Not that bad really lets just say to arrange at later date
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TruemanOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
28 yrs as a lighting engineer on shows, concerts and conferences. Now moving into new ventures....what a stupid move at my age....!!!Right, I better add this, to stop others asking time after time. : I had to set up this "GENUINE" profile on here, because some idiot had used my pics from FaceParty, and set up a fake profile (Apparently I had become a northern pub landlord over night) This profile you are reading, has been on here for over 6yrs (In various forms) and in that time, I have chosen to not meet a single person.The site is filled with fake people, using fake pics etc. And I am not desperate to waste time chasing fake people. Should a genuine female pop along, and we are after the same thing, then maybe things will change. I do not want to meet for a one off coffee simply for the sake of meeting up. What's the point in that? I am within 15 feet of a kettle and don't drink coffee anyhow.Kisser, seeks Kissee for undercover work. Full time applicants only, no part time work available!!!if you get the time Google "; and enjoy some of my work. Chocolate Ice cream should raise a smile. Unlike "Snow White"....I don't do Grumpy or Dopey! Oh, I need to point out, I can read...so feel free to leave a message if you pop by. I like long walks.....especially when they are taken by people who annoy me . Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.Don't be too quick to judge. Please, don't think that when I make a comment, or ask a question, that its a marriage proposal in disguise!!!!I am NOT scary. You just need to be able to read and understand the profile in the way it was intended......honest!!!A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'He answers, 'Madam, if you *** just looking at it, you're going to sh1t yourself when I tell you the price.Everyone has the right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege!!Please, don't call me "Babes" or "Hun"I've been offered 8 legs of Venison for £300.....is that 2 deer?I called Tibet last week, to speak with a BIG religious personality.!! Turns out, I'd rung Dial a llama!!!Most of this profile is "Tongue in cheek humour" Please don't think I am bitter, or the like, as "Some" people seem to be reading this the wrong way.I don't do lies or liars. I will normally suss them out faster than you could detect a fart in a space suit! If I want anyone to mess with my head, I'll consult a "Phrenologist"Right, this is what I wont be asking for..... I won't be asking for phone numbers, bra sizes, more pics, or MSN details, fave positions, or addresses.Remember what they say "Beauty is in the eye's of the BEER holder"...lol And to stop people asking....No...I don't drink.I love this line.....seen it on a few profiles: "......My friends say I am attractive".....what else are they going to say? I can't be the only person who's seen an Indian, asleep on the train, with a little red dot on their forehead, and thought "F*ck me....it's on standby";Working girl"The woman says its the best sexual experience she has ever had, and what was the technique known as.Its known as the "Four sprung dwarfs technique" they replied.so, there was a teacher in class, who said to the pupils "We as humans, are the only species on earth who suffer from speech defects, stammers, lisps and so on"A boy at the back of the class leant across and started chatting to the boy sat beside him...."If you have something to say, I'd prefer it if you shared it with the class" shouted the teacher."I was just saying, I don't agree with you miss" the boy replied."Well I'm the teacher, and you're the pupil, I'm right and you're wrong" she said."I still think you are wrong", replied the boy "Yesterday, next doors pit bull jumped over our fence, and our cat went FFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFFF and before he could say F*!K IN HELL....the pit bull killed him" 2 women sat in a coffee shop, one says to the other, "What with all this plastic surgery going about, I'm thinking of having a bit of Botox to see what all the fuss is about"Her friend turns and says "Thats funny, I was thinking of having my arsh hole bleached""oooooooo No" her friend replies.."I couldnt picture your Brian with Blonde hair"I met a girl once who had a shell tattooed on her inner thigh, and do you know, if you put your ear to it, you could actually smell the sea!!When God made me, she was showing off. I got my bunsen burner, test tubes, petri dishes, and periodic table....now lets just work on the chemistry! Just go easy on the liquids and gases!Not looking to meet any "Knife throwers.....Or smokers!!!
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DonovanOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Hi I am an intelligent, kind person who is looking for a caring sharing relationship with a like minded person, I am honest, trustworthy, confident and believe in treating others as I would like to be treated. I love any water sports especially sailing and water skiing. I am very sociable and enjoy cooking for friends and enjoy long debates over the dinner table. I exercise ***times a week and like to keep fit. I have travelled all over the world but there are still places I would like to visit and still enjoy travelling. I am very flexible about a first date and would be more than happy for the other person to decide where we should go and what we should do.