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SloandanwxOffline
Man. 69 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-71
Hi! My name is Sloandanwx. I am separated other mixed man with kids from Chelan, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JamirOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
So where to begin, well im 6ft 3, Dark blonde, Blue(ish) eyes (there green sometimes, don't know how that works) a jack of all trades... The further away the better, one day, Australia, Africa, The Caribbean or America will be home. Been told I have delightfully whacky sense of humour.. But that's for others to Judge.. Man enough to Admit what scares me ( The strangest, Carrots! don't ask why, they freak me out) Also have a Un healthy tendency to break Bones, I'm working on fixing that. Been through a fair few scrapes, but I'm a zebiddy by nature and have a uncanny Abbility to bounce back.. I Have got to say, I don't get the "intent" box.. if you just want Friends, sex, Looking for marriage or anything in between, I'm not promising anything, what will be will be, Besides anyone else spotted the fundamental floor to this site? And please, I don't mean to sound patronising But no little girls playing Little games, I'm not a teenager.. Oh double Please, no more Satanist Or people who think there Vampires.. seriously, what the Feck!!! Although I don't mind the occasional pint down the Pub, I'll be honest and say I have grown out of that drinking until you cant stand malarkey.. Also the conversation tends to be about Football, cars or the gym Three subjects that will put me in to a coma faster than any amount of Cider or Croatian Home Brew...If the Bog standard, wannabe "gangsta" (those guys are hilarious) Chav, emo, Or pretty boy Geordie shore "man" is your type, then you may want to move on as I'm probably not for you. I have nothing to prove to anyone, At least not Anyone in this Country..I realise the hole point is to sell yourself, But I'm not Going to lie. I may not be much, Nor am I Gods Gift.. but I do know my own strengths! I may Intrigue, surprise and make you smile.. or I may bore you Rigid, But there's only one way to find out Right? Well have rambled on a fair bit, so im going to rap it up. Good luck For your Future and happy FishingP.s yes I wear glasses, so to the girl who so eloquently stated "glases!! im well out of ure lege" (league I think you meant) Thanks for proving I'm far out of yours :-) Depends on the person, BUT it will involve Food, And no awkward silences...
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GaelOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Why you are here:1. You thought I resembled Sloth from Goonies, so your curiosity got the better of you and you clicked on my picture...2. You thought I looked "serious"..oh how wrong you were!3. Your finger slipped, perhaps whilst checking out the hottie in the profile "above" mine.... it happens....I forgive you... ^.^---I heard that one of the best ways to break the ice (other than using a 20 ton penguin) was to open with a joke. So here goes:Why are pirates called pirates?Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!Hey I didn't say it was gonna be a good one, did I?!---International Man of Mystery and master of many useless (and a sprinkling of useful) talents!!I'm not going to fall in to the normal trap of trying to convince you that I'm this and I'm great at that, as I don't like giving you the impression that I'm a piece of meat (or veg!) on the counter and you MUST buy me!! :)Weeelll maybe just a little taster then...I consider myself to be well mannered and old skool (who says chivalry is dead?!). Confident, but also contrastly self-abased and grounded.My so called friends describe me as a "self confessed wise-ass with pretty bad sense of humour"....pretty much spot on!I seem to attract more members of the same sex than that of the fairer. Flattered but in all seriousness...errmm..no thanks!!---What people first notice about me:"Yaaay baldy!""Oh my god, it's Fat Vin Diesel!""Oh my god, is that Omid Djalili?"Things I like1. Bad humour2. Big old cars (to make up for my massively tiny penis...OBVIOUSLY)3. The familiar feeling "when the penny finally drops"4. Laughing so hard you sound like a demented sea lion....5. Thai food... nom6. Android phone...yeah that's right I said Android NOT APPLE! Looks like we may have to throw down over this one... :***On a more serious note (uh-oh!), values that I regard highly are;HonestyConfidenceHumilityGraceMannersHumourChivalry (no it's not dead!)Happy Fishin! ^.^