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JusticeOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Im searching for a SWEET girl who takes care of herself....someone to share my life with...someone who will be a "team" with me...someone who will be my best friend...Im very unselfish and I expect the same...Im also a HUGE goofballl but Im almost always in a great mood...I can cook better than you can...get over it lol:)...also Im a very affectiontionate and sensual person hopefully you are as well...I need someone who is RELIABLE and not scatterbrained lol...I will meet your needs of:1.Conversation2. Affection3. Honesty and Openness4. Anything else you need or wantAnd you will want to meet mine:)...DuhI also have two BEAUTIFUL,SMART,WELL BEHAVED,LOVING kids so if you like me you must like them and if we were ever to have a long term relationship you would need to accept them as your own...they have a Mom but u would be a bit of a role model..Im VERY involved in my kids life unlike most men but still have LOTS of time to make for a special someone...speaking of which I want to meet my best friend so while I may hang out with my guy friends once or twice a month I want to spend quality time with someone most of the other days...very atypical for a guy I know but Im differentNow, I do know what I want and how to get it. Physically, I'm not attracted to very large women but if you have a fun personality then you might find yourself in my circle of friends.I am searching for a long term realtionship with someone special. If you're a girl who likes to tease and be teased and you're up for a challenge then respond right now.However, if you want a needy guy who is desperate to get you in the sack then hit the back button. You have plenty of other choices here.Talk to you soon and have an awesome day!Dealbreakers:(*You are heavily medicated*You are flaky(meaning you dont know what you want...you tell someone your going to call or text then dont etc)*You dont appreciate when someone does nice things or cant say thank you to a compliment*You have more than 2 kids...sorry I have 2 who are my world and while I love kids I cant see driving a bus around to go somewhere:)*You party all the time...or when you do drink you get trashed etc...Im looking for a grownup...Love to have fun but I dont want to take care of you every time we go out lol*You work constantly or work CRAZY shifts....if you say"Im on here becuase I dont have time to meet people"..um how do you expect to have a healthy realtionship??*Your a taker and dont know how to give
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DiggoryOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***
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Joshhowell92COffline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Joshhowell92C. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.