SIMILAR PEOPLE
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StantonOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
First off...I wasn't kicked off Match, just thought it was funny...waiting to see how many "Why did you get kicked off Match?" *** get lmao.Anyway, I like all of the standard online dating stuff...the outdoors, travel, romantic dinners, walking on the beach, going out on the town OR cuddling on the couch with a movie :) That's me being kinda sarcastic, not that those things aren't all great and everything, they are...really...we can do them all :)I'm looking for what everyone on here is looking for...someone I'll be crazy about. Everyone is a little crazy...I am, you are...if my crazy gets along with your crazy then everything is all good ;) (really, I'm not crazy but you know what I mean, right?) I'll show you mine if you show me yours...I realize that I may have just used the word crazy too many times, that's probably gonna be an issue.Little about me, First off, I hate Miracle Whip but I like mayonnaise...It seems like an odd way to introduce myself, but I figured that if you're really pro Miracle Whip then this probably wouldn't work out and you'd want to know that right off the bat. So, while it may seem strange to discuss condiments so soon, it's really quite polite in the long run.You should also probably know that if there's ever a jukebox in sight, I'm gonna put in a dollar. Of course, I'll ask what you'd like for me to play, but the end result is almost always the same. It'll be Eazy-E... I have a Bachelors Degree in Sociology...still trying to figure out how that happened...it's on par with a History degree for usefullness in the real world...I'm real. I'm honest. I'm actually pretty happy. If you're looking for one of those guys he's the profile before me and after me. Non graffitied T-shirts and jeans are more my speed. I do have a lucky hat though...and shorts.The best movie ever made was Jaws...anything else we can have a healthy debate over.I love trampolines, batting cages, and any place that go carts might be involved...yes, part of me is still 12...I like things that are funny. I like to laugh. A lot. This should actually go above the hating Miracle Whip section, but *** cutting, pasting, and editing what's already here, I'll leave that statement sort of as a final thought. How about the drive-in? :) A drink or coffee is good too but everyone says that. We could go mall walking too...find out if we'll still get along in 30 years...
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Stgraham19SOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-46
Hi! My name is Stgraham19S. I am divorced catholic caucasian man without kids from Sellersburg, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JemmyOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I am looking for females who are interested in a relationship with 1 person. I am divorced, 2 children. I have a job and a car, a home, etc. I enjoy a few hobbies and activities, but also like relaxing and taking it easy.I'm looking for someone who would enjoy a mix of activities and just chilling out. Where we could plan fun things but not have to be busy every spare minute. I am old school when it comes to manners, chivalry, honesty, and treating people right. I have somewhat of a sarcastic sense of humor. I'm about average weight, not muscle bound. Salt and pepper hair, kept short. 5'-10". I smoke, although I'd like to quit someday. I have a severe allergy to seafood, but have survived this planet so far....more later...later. I'm pretty sure I'm not a player. I keep all my baggage in a neat and tidy pile, locked in the basement. If you go rummaging through my baggage, and start flapping your arms and talking sh*t, you might see some drama. Or if I stub my toe. That makes me dramatic. Heads up. When I send a message that sounds like I'm a total a$$, please give me a pass. Maybe pretend I said something like, "pardon me, please pass the butter". It was just a lame attempt at being witty. Although I will insist that I am funny, I'm not sure there are very many people that agree with me. Especially all the ladies on here that stop responding to me after such a message. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Also...I only check this on my phone. Sometimes the app tells me I have a message and there isn't one. Sometimes I have a new message and it doesn't show...I'm sorry if I don't get back to you right away. But whatever...if it's not meant to be me and you, it's not meant to be. Wish me luck, ladies. And good luck to you :-) First date should be a casual meeting, maybe a drink at your local hangout, or some quiet neutral place.