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Elsie, 26

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I'm not the girl nextdoor I'm the b**** across the street! ;)I am a kid at heart. . . i like to make people smile . . . everybody has a hard life so i try to make it a little easier for people i come in contact with. . . i don't care what people think about me you either love me or hate me but i am always me!"Judge me and I'll prove you wrong! Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off! Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up! Call me a b**** and I'll show you one! f*** me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad! Call me crazy but you really have no idea! =)~"I am more of a home body . . . but I do like to go out once and awile to dance, bowl, go to parks. Spend time with my baby . . . I like to go camping and swimming! I like most kinds of music but not really slow stuff unless I'm dancing to it. . . I like animals, cats are my favorit. If you want to know more ask me! The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you'er too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ... ... And you finish off as an orgasm!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Renee

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    **UPDATE*** I have found what i was looking for hes simply amazing so happy fishing yall*** Okay so ive been on here before an it didnt work out but im hoping not to lose hope...Im looking for someone real an honest im so tired of games if your still hung up on ur ex keep looking im not the one for u if u cant just be ok with one woman keep looking I want someone who likes me for me doesnt want to change me im so tired of bs so if ur looking to run a game keep looking im done with all the games. I do work so im not looking for someone to support me..I like someone who can keep me on my toes make me laugh but knows when to be serious i dont mind cuddling up on the couch to a good movie im very laid back an normally down for anything...If you want to know more just ask :) Somewhere close to the exit door never know when your going to need it :)

  • Malinda

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I live a healthy, active lifestyle. When I'm not working I love doing yoga, trail running with my dog, cooking, and reading. I love being outdoors and will soak up sun at every possible chance. I'm really into just about every type of music and play a few different *** feel like I'm writing the worst resume ever right now and that this is a really inaccurate display of my personality. I'd really rather just talk and if we find each other interesting meet up for a little bit. Soooo I'm done :). As long as I'm in good company, I'm pretty open. The only thing I wouldn't be crazy about is going to the movies, because I might actually want to talk to you. I love cozy nights in, but for date nights I wouldn't mind getting a little dressed up every now and then. I like exploring new restaurants and scenery. Museums, parks, art shows, live music, things like that.

  • Lucinda

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    If you are here for casual dating or nothing serious ~ please don't message me. Thank you ~ I wish you the best of luck!When working out I enjoy: Elliptical, Stair-climber, Kick Boxing, Swimming and Belly & Salsa Dancing among other things. My Heritage is a mix of French & English with a wee bit of Irish*I've always fancied and would LoVe to be a Pin-Up Girl. Though, I'm still a bit' of a Tom-Boy so if you do the math: Pin-Up-Girl + Tom-Boy = Pin-Tom-Up-Girl > aka Moi. ;+ +Career wise I'm a Licensed Realtor and CosmetologistSo far I have achieved only some of the goals that I had set out to achieve, am proud of who I am and am comfortable with myself. I consider myself smart, witty, pleasing, reasonably independent, happy, very friendly and sincere. I would like to get out and tap into my sense of adventure a bit more and I haven't gotten to much but I love to travel. Where we go? Lets be Spontaneous! You tell me a bit about you - I'm curious to know what has influenced you to be who you are today. Good or Bad ~ just be Genuine I'll tell you a lil about me... I'll joke here and there...

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