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LouOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I finally figured this site out.....not my thingguys my age wanna get married an tie me down...good luck with that !older guys think they can tame me......not sure u existnot to be rude..but i only date white guys..we all have our preferences..thank uif u don't have pix posted..I assume ur a cheater...move on loser im not skinny...i am a woman with curves...not fat..but i do have butt an boobs...and thankful that i do...so if ur looking for a model..buy urself a cosmo!iets just get it outta the way now...some of u cant believe my religion...just like i cant believe ur so nieve..IM AN ATHEIST!go ahead an tell me to GO TO HELL..and see if i care..hahhahaha please...please..please understand that my profile is meant to be funny..if u take it serious...then uve really gotta lighten up...life is to short...so maybe a lil laughter will make u smilethank u let me start by saying that i love those that others dont...soooo if ur full of drama..ur a liar loser or leftover...or love to steal cheat an lie...an u have no job or ambitions in life...an u just got released from jail for raping ur mom...then r u in luck!cause IM DEFFINATELY NOT THE WOMAN FOR U !DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH UR NONSENSE!THANK U AN HAVE A NICE DAY...YEA RIGHT! i guess im outta here....please move on..no time for ur nonsense!!!!!!i recently came to the conclusion that i guess men think ur a PLAYA if u date..or u dont pick them????seriously guys..wtf?i was with the same man for 26 years..and faithful till the end.so i guess u can say..if i dont feel a click..im sorryits not u..its just that ur not who i want for the next 26 years.if ur not comfty with my way of dating..then please dont *** am 45. i do have wrinkles and yes im not perfect like some of u seem to think. i dont wanna decieve anyone....but that being said....IM NOT A FISH AT ALL..IM A MERMAID..THE KIND U HOPE TO FIND AND CAN REEL IN. BUT LIKE MOST MERMAIDS...I HAVE PRIORITES..I HAVE 2 GUPPIES THAT KEEP ME BIZZY...AND A WHOLE SCHOOL OF FISH TAGGING AT MY TAIL.meaning...im a single working mom who is very dedicated to the raising of her 2 children. u will ALWAYS b second!...always!please post pix that r recent and that r of u!second...if ur 55 and say that ur 45....u make urself look stupid!...give it up dumbasssssthird...standing by a hott car in ur pix doesnt make u anymore attractive...just means u probalby cant afford to buy me dinner.first of all...im from the south..so yes i talk pretty dang funny. if my twang dont capture ur heart...my shotgun will...lolim sorry 4 my shorthand an kno that proper english is a lost art...but in my defense, im a 1 finger pecker, and it takes me awhile 2 write anything. so please be kind and understand that what i lack in my writing skills..i makeup 10 fold in other areas ;)i think this online dating thing is pretty cool. where else can i grab my shopping cart.......continue on to the checkout...and put ***back on the candy shelf...cuz i kno i really dont need the extra calories!this is just way 2 cool!just so u kno....i only checked out with 1...and tossed it in the needy bin b4 i got thru the door!all of this while i sit on the comfort of my couch...my hand scratching my asss...eatting a snicker...and drinking a budlite.omg...life is soooooo good!hahahahhahahajust so u all kno...i do try an return most of the mail i recieve. please dont take my kindness as im wanting u. you will kno as we continue 2 chat wheather or not there is a connection.im a single divorced mom of the 2 best kids anyone could b blessed 2 have. ive been asked y im single...well i was left after 23 years of marriage. sooooooo i dont put up with liars, losers or leftovers. im a great person inside/out....if u dont believe me...just ask my wonderful kids...hahahhahai love anything loud fast and furious. im a very hyper person....not 1 to sit and watch the world pass me by.im not a great cook...or even a good cook...i dont do windows, but i can build a LEGO house better then anyone.i wont b on my hands n knees when u walk thru the door...ok maybe i will;)hahahhai dont like facial hair...have my reasons..loldont like smartasssses....unless ur I.Q. exceeds the outer limits.do love....someone who loves to be as funny as mecan be as happy strolling thru the park as u can be watching a game of football.dont get me wrong...i love watching...just not n front of the tube. i wanna b a part of the action.dont like jealousy...i do love talking 2 anybody/everybody. doesnt mean im gonna bang'em tho. its not me tht has the problem...its just ur insecurity.love 2 roll n the grass...makeout n the car...see-saw...zinnias...a man that smells nice...running barefoot....being a tomboy when i want...or being the lady that makes u proud. i love sugar babies an pringles...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhate coffee and bad breath...self centered people an the cost of gas. hate the economic crisis we r having and the dummies we vote into office.give a woman with PMS a week in office...and i guarantee that gas wound be 1.29 a gallon...unemployment rate would be down...new jobs would be up...an 1 week a month would be UR time ;)i love old people...people with disadvantages...the ones left behind or walked passed. u r no different...ur just a lil more blessed in sum areas.i love a breeze blowing thru an open window when i sleep...an the softness of my pillow when i lay my head down.i hate...guys who think tht they do a days work from 9-5....im sorry, but thats just when a womans day starts!in other words...if ur looking 4 sumone just like ur dear sweet mom.....its acceptable here...hahaha)but if ur looking 4 someone who is...KIND,LOVING,GIVING,SMART,SEXY.SENSUAL,SASSY,SEDUCTIVE..AND MORE FUNNY THEN THE LAW WILL ALLOW....hi!ok....blah blah blah. just hope u can see that im...funnyself assuredvery givingloves lifekindand would slice ur throat in a minute if u ever harmed my babies in anyway(im serious!)get the picture...im not AVERAGE...and wont settle 4 AVERAGE.im the kinda girl that would tell u if had a booger on the edge of ur nose...instead of looking away and g hmmmm...how about we meet on gilligans island after a 3 hour tour?
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LucyOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Hi there. I'm sure there are some very nice people out there that are sane, for real and live a decent life as a productive member of society. I hope you are! I'm looking for a relationship, to me that means we would share time together, hang out, have fun, be goofy, make fun out of the simple things..... its got to be an easy thing. So, about me, in general I'm a positive person and if ever faced with trails I don't give up. I've got three kids, two still school age. They keep me busy, but I've got time for myself/dating. I tend to laugh and sing my way through most things. My hobbies: working out/jogging (but I'm not obsessed about it), outdoors, family, love being outdoors but wouldn't mind hanging out in front of a fire on the couch either. Oh, and THE BEACH. I will eat pizza and drink beer, I don't spend half of my salary on myself but hey, if you want to we can work that out...ha ha. I like people, I love to help others and will go out of my way to help someone in need whether your tag is sticking out in the back, you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe, if you're in need and I find out about it I'll do everything to get you the help. I will however laugh if there is tiolet paper stuck to your shoe, its just funny. I once had to chase a woman down to let her know she tucked the back of her skirt into her stockings. OMG it was hysterical, but I did help her. Things a boy might like about me: I give up control of the remote, willingly, I like football and I can throw a spiral. Like to cook for you. I like to cook for everyone really. My past is not an issue, no creeps hiding in any corners. Divorce is final and I can honesty say I have NO ties to past relationships. YAY I'm NOT high maintenance. Something no pressure, take a walk at a park or grab a beer at an outdoor cafe/bar. Usually you can tell pretty quickly if there is chemistry. THEN we do a real date, k?
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RubyOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I am a very sociable and non judgemental person. I' m not looking for just sex. I have had several of you think that's it but so not interested in just sex. I' m looking for a good person with family values, morals good conversation and a great connection with a spark. I value my family. I have children and enjoy spending time with them. I work very hard at being a good parent. I take pride in maintaining and cultivating a healthy family and work hard to achieve this. I am a very relaxed and open person. I enjoy a lot of different activities but I also enjoy just hanging out at home,. I take things as they come and enjoy having a good time. I am very easygoing. I am a very passionate and romantic person. I enjoy spending time with great people. I am looking to date someone who would enjoy spending time at home as well as out on the town. I'm not Barbie but I am attractive. I'm not perfect and I do not have the perfect body, but I'm not over weight. I am tall 5'8 and looking for a tall man. I'm not looking for Mr. Perfect just Mr. Right. I love the mountains, the beach, walks in the park, and good romantic talks. I work and enjoy my work but I am certainly not rich. Good Conversation and Lots of Fun.....