SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
EarleenOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Oh how I hate this part. I've never done this online dating thing. A friend and I happened to be discussing the odds of meeting someone online and both of us thought..what the hell. So here I am.I'm a single mother of a wonderful 12yr old boy. I work full time at a local hospital in Surgery and I absolutely love my job.I am very shy at first but once I get to know someone, then its on and crackin. You will find that I am funny, witty, sweet. caring, a huge dork but If someone pisses me off, they'd better run.My family and friends are VERY important to me. They consist of Nurses, Doctors and Law Enforcement. No joke, so be good. ;)I have been single for quite some time (4yrs to be exact) by choice. I have always put my son first and I will continue to do so. I recently started pondering the thought of dating again. Most of my friends are now married with kids and I am getting annoyed with the fact that I have to attend all these shindigs alone.I love sushi. I'm not ashamed to admit, that I shop at the local Japanese store and buy Seaweed, edamame and sake in bulk. "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.".===for those who love the 80's as much as I do. I enjoy the outdoors, I love camping, fishing, swimming and boating. My dad just bought a boat! :)Funny thing....;dude..I'm proud of you." Whatever that means. :/Okay..lets get back on track. Im looking for a chance to meet some new and interesting people. See where It goes. Who knows...I may end up meeting someone that actually really likes me!So, tell me what you're thinking...
-
RimaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I am a fun out going female. I love baseball Giants are my team :) I love being outdoors, boating, riding quads, paddle boarding, swimming, baseball, camping. I am unique in the fact that I don't mind getting dirty :) lol I would rather be on riding quads then at the mall.
-
RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.