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FelicityOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Please read my whole profile before you write me. I appreciate compliments but at that rate I can't respond to everybody, even though out of respect I would like to. The following are my preferences for a ROMANTIC relationship. ALL people matter to God so all people matter to me. I am open to friendships but if it will ever be anything more, the following must be met. I believe honesty is the best policy. I am NOT in this to play games, get laid, or help you discover that you aren't ready for a relationship. I am freaking amazing and if you get close to me you could fall very hard. Now is your chance to walk away if you're not ready for that :) I warned you...Things you should know about me...1) I am not skinny. I am not fat. I like chocolate and I exercise every day. I am totally ok with not being your dream girl. I only need to be one man's dream girl. If that's not you, I will not be sad about it. Also, small guys are not my preference. I am 5'7". Please be at least 5'10.2) I have THREE boys. They are my entire world and probably the reason I have not responded to your messages so far. They require a lot of my time as those of you with children know. They have a good dad who is very involved in their lives. I prefer to talk to guys with kids, but I'm open to whatever God has for me. 3) I hate the word "religion" but you should know, I am a Christian. I go to church every week because I want to. I am working on my relationship with Jesus every day. If this is not something we share, it will NEVER work. I'm not judging you. I don't think I'm better than you. It's just that I have lived enough to know what is most important to me in a relationship.4) I'm happy for you that you have muscles. I can tell you have muscles even with your shirt on. I am SO much more interested in what's on the inside of you. You don't get any more points with me because you have muscles. Ok, maybe one point. But that won't put you ahead of the man that makes me feel beautiful even if I don't have washboard abs. That being said, muscles are sexy as hell.5) I LOVE to laugh. I'm borderline sarcastic (totally in humor) so if you're sensitive or not appreciative of beautiful witty women, I'm not going to be the one for you. If you make me laugh in your first message I will probably write you back or at least not block you ;) (that was me being sarcastic). I'm chill, so maybe short and sweet the first time. Maybe a picnic at the lake if we click. Nothing fancy.Turn offs...Man jewelry (esp. earrings***!!!!!!Facial tattoosMen with children on the wayNon-ChristianShort menTalking bad about your children's mother Men who don't listen to country musicMen who don't camp Men who don't know how to fishUnemployedSeparated but not divorcedUninvolved in their children's livesMen who don't like/want more childrenLong hairUses foul language a lotSmoker (yes this means pot too)Gangster lookPeople who abbreviate by leaving one letter off the end of a word (How you "doin"?) That's just retardedMessed up teeth/bad breathSalesmenMen who want me to carry the conversation and as all the questions. This is not an interview! You wrote me first, remember?!? LolTurn Ons...ChristianMen who aren't afraid to get dirtyCowboysMen who can shoot a gunLove their kidsEducated or drivenListen to country music (esp.Did I mention I like to laugh?*******Doesn't make me wonder how he feels about me********
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AlberthaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
well lets see.... I'm a 31 y/o female who grew up country and have adapted to the city, however, I'm always gonna be a redneck girl who loves to get dirty. I'll play in the mud and work on cars, then get dressed to the nines to go out and enjoy what the town has to offer. I was in the Marine Corps and stationed on the east coast tell ***. I work hard and play hard. I'm very independent, but love to be a social butterfly. I'm an easy going girl who is blunt and up front with my wants and opinions. If you want to know more just ask... I don't want to give away all I have to offer away in an intro...Also, if you leave a message of just hi or a comment about my looks you will most likely not get a response from me. If you don't want to write something with some substance I will not think your serious. I look at all profiles and read them if i don't write back please remember we all have our certain wants and needs and if i don't see enough of a fit in a intro i will be hesitant to write back as well...happy fishing :-) Something that allows for talking and getting to know each other...
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.