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Jillian, 46
United States, Michigan, Flint

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This is were I introduce myself, however, My friends say I’m just so awesome that I shouldn’t need an introduction. I can whistle the National anthem without moving my lips. I think that creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes, but art is to knowing which ones to keep. I can count from zero to infinity in less then 25 mins and I can divide by 0. I know where the treasure that the pirate Jack Sparrow buried is. I think with sufficient thrust pigs can fly just fine (bad idea). I know who would win if the Hulk would have taken on the Ghostbusters. Also a very small cucumber is called gherkin. I can turn off street lights using telekinesis. I know why there is Braille on the drive up ATM machines. I know the exact location of every food item is in the supermarket. I have discovered years ago flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp. I believe depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Also discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have prepared five course lunch menus using only a mauls & toaster. I sleep on the floor although I can fly rocket ships without a licensed co-pilot present. Also snow-mobiles wont melt in the summer. And yet I find myself single. I think if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of spouse ought to be spice. I think that the best relationships are the ones were you just have fun together. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who choose to be together. Also I believe only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how far they can go. I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a court room. Are you clever rather then a cool individual. Educated rather then street smart. Are you curious rather then scared .Can you do back flips, being able to do back flips demonstrates that you posses a lot if the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Also doing them on demand (on the lawn, at parties, at lunch or in the mall while shopping). Shows that you have a fun adventurous personality. While I don’t need you to do back flips. But seek someone with those qualities. My friend say “I don’t like you till I tease you.” Everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Love that quote, but no idea where it comes from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. ***brownie points and a cereal box top can be earned, if you can get me the recipe for the world best brownies. If you don’t take yourself to seriously and you are happy rather then content. Maybe we should get to know each other over a cup of coffee or tea & see what happens from there. My perfect date would be to get total drunk, bring you back to my place only to vomit all over you and have steaming stinking hot sex, while you fart the whole time to make it smell better. This is just a joke coming from a woman that does not drink. So please don't ask me if I can make your dreams come true on our first date...LOL

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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  • Corine from Flint | Woman | 46 years old | Capricorn
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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am very close to my family. Since I have no kids of my own I am the favorite aunt to my numerous nieces and nephews.I love all kinds of music but especially like dancing to country music but am willing to try something new. I love to cook if someone is there to eat it with me. I love animals and have 2 dogs and ***cats though not in my house like a crazy cat lady. I am very interested in wood working but am just getting into that. I absolutely love creating costumes for Halloween or any occasion and think it would be great to have a partner who is a willing participant. I earned my Motorcycle Endorsement this summer and am looking forward to traveling on the bike. I would love to meet someone with similar interests who would like to build a long term relationship.

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  • Daphne from Flint | Woman | 46 years old | Libra
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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I have always participated in some sports. I do enjoy reading but since I have a high energy level I find that I gravitate towards physical activities. During my childhood I it was dance and gymnastics, tennis and softball. I can see myself getting back into tennis and golf- I guess it depends on who I'm with. I have recently discovered that I miss dancing. I would love to find someone who likes to dance for some couples dancing. I love music and dance but I'm more of a performing arts girl than a musical or visual arts girl. I am also big on health and fitness. I believe that it is important to take care of yourself- Eat right, exercise etc. It is important for me to take care of myself and age gracefully. I have two sweet children ages 10 and 13. They keep me busy and fortunately share ***custody with my x-husband. I am very cost conscious-I would never spend more than $10 on a handbag. I am also NOT high maintenance or a materialistic girl. You wont' find me getting pedicures or manicures on a regular basis. I will put on some sexy heels in the evening though. :) I would love to work out or get a cup of coffee.

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  • Allie from Flint | Woman | 46 years old | Aries
    Allie

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am an eternal optimist,after some years of wisdom of course. LOL!My friends would describe me as a strong woman,who loves people and thrives in social situations. I will go out of my way for others,and I am a believer in actions over words.I have learned that holding a grudge is both self defeating and trivial. I've found it's better to forgive and move on, so with that said I try not to sweat the small stuff. I embrace all that this life offers me. I believe a great match for me would be a kind guy,who loves to laugh.I like even tempered,positive and a confidently happy guy who is comfortable with himself,and doesn't feel awkward socially. I am not looking for a penpal. That works for some I am sure,it's just not for me. I am serious about a realtionship,so please be ready to move on from *** have a phone conversation,not just texting. Oh! There is one more order of business. If you are reading this and you have taken your own shirtless profile pictures, with a cell phone in a mirror, I am going to assume you were not able to round up a live person to photograph you or worse yet, you are in the witness protection program, and I will have to say, we are probably not a match. :) Best of luck. Happy fishing! :) A drink or coffee to meet so we can start with some nice conversation.

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