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Jillian, 46
United States, Michigan, Flint

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About Me

This is were I introduce myself, however, My friends say I’m just so awesome that I shouldn’t need an introduction. I can whistle the National anthem without moving my lips. I think that creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes, but art is to knowing which ones to keep. I can count from zero to infinity in less then 25 mins and I can divide by 0. I know where the treasure that the pirate Jack Sparrow buried is. I think with sufficient thrust pigs can fly just fine (bad idea). I know who would win if the Hulk would have taken on the Ghostbusters. Also a very small cucumber is called gherkin. I can turn off street lights using telekinesis. I know why there is Braille on the drive up ATM machines. I know the exact location of every food item is in the supermarket. I have discovered years ago flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp. I believe depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Also discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have prepared five course lunch menus using only a mauls & toaster. I sleep on the floor although I can fly rocket ships without a licensed co-pilot present. Also snow-mobiles wont melt in the summer. And yet I find myself single. I think if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of spouse ought to be spice. I think that the best relationships are the ones were you just have fun together. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who choose to be together. Also I believe only those who risk going to far can possibly find out how far they can go. I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a court room. Are you clever rather then a cool individual. Educated rather then street smart. Are you curious rather then scared .Can you do back flips, being able to do back flips demonstrates that you posses a lot if the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Also doing them on demand (on the lawn, at parties, at lunch or in the mall while shopping). Shows that you have a fun adventurous personality. While I don’t need you to do back flips. But seek someone with those qualities. My friend say “I don’t like you till I tease you.” Everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Love that quote, but no idea where it comes from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. ***brownie points and a cereal box top can be earned, if you can get me the recipe for the world best brownies. If you don’t take yourself to seriously and you are happy rather then content. Maybe we should get to know each other over a cup of coffee or tea & see what happens from there. My perfect date would be to get total drunk, bring you back to my place only to vomit all over you and have steaming stinking hot sex, while you fart the whole time to make it smell better. This is just a joke coming from a woman that does not drink. So please don't ask me if I can make your dreams come true on our first date...LOL

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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