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JanaewilsonOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-39
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities. And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me: 1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy. 2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom. 3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives. 4) I can only wink with my right eye. What I'm looking for in a person: -No tattoos -No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates -No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification) -No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies) -Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs -Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana) -Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing) -Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems -Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk) -Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future -Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder -5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less -Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist -Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic -Isn't pretentious or ostentatious -Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive -Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair) -Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner) -Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!) -Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails -Has an IQ of ***or above -Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time) -Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron) -Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats -Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English -Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County. If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
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BearOffline
Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-61
Hi! My name is Bear. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Huntington Beach, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KellyOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I enjoy hanging out with friends whether we catch a movie, have drinks, or just visit. Almost anything goes. I would like to go back and get my master's degree within the next few years. I am a teacher so I have that nurturing and tough love side. I am a girl's girl and a guy's girl I think. I enjoy getting a pedicure but will go scream my head off at a hockey game in the same day and I'll go ahead and understand the rules while I'm at it. :-P. My ideal first date would be somewhere moderately quiet so that we are able to talk and get to know each other better. Then if we hit it off and decide to extend the evening the date could be taken to a louder and more exciting venue if we choose.