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Noemi, 22

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About Me

People are often surprised that I'm a Sagittarius because of my logical nature I mean the Spirit of Adventure part is fully functional I just grew up super poor in the super ghetto, and then super more poor on a super hickfarm. SO I'm not very spontaneous. I make plans, I make sure I have adequate funds, I save for the future, I don't take out loans, I don't talk to strange llamas or even llamas that I know, I make smart gambles based on information I know to predict the information I don't. I know I'm super boring right? Don't worry it gets better.I love animals, bonus points of you have a pet. Unfortunately I have neither the space or time to have a pet of my own but I do have a nice pineapple plant I talk to... I absolutely love animals. My favorites are foxes, ponies, and dogs...and cats...oh and bunnies...not llamas though. I hate llamas.I work at a llama lame job and I also go to school so I stay busy but one of my strong points is absolutely not having ADHD so I succeed highly in both those areas. I love playing videos games erm I guess computer games since the only gaming console I own is a gamecube that I have one game for, Sonic the Hedgehog. My average day is spent mostly on my phone or computer or avoiding llamas BUT I will say this. I'm all about experiencing what life has to offer and the most fun I've ever had has been far from technology. My friend and I went to a small river over the summer just to chat about life. Mostly it was done over the sound of android and iphone noises and at sunset I began to notice little creatures scurrying around in the water. They were crawdads. I used to catch them all the time when I was a kid but had long forgotten the catching secrets so we spent the next several hours slipping on rocks and screaming, "WE WILL CONQUER NATURE!!! EEEEEEE!! OH MY GOD THAT ONE GOT SO CLOSE TO FOOT! I COULD HAVE LOST A TOE!" The phones long forgotten it was the most fun I'd had all summer. What I want from a relationship is a man (notice I said man and not llamas) I can have those kinds of experiences with. Raw spur of the moment, no ***, no constant picture taking, no ***, or checking in just the memory of the experience. Again not that I'm anti technology my phone is never far from my side. I just know that relationships are more fulfilling when the phones are silenced, at least for awhile. I love sandwiches (but if you take me to Subway there will be no boobs or second dates for you) and sushi though sushi is kind of expensive for a first date. I'm not too picky so long as it doesn't involve llamas. Seriously, there is this whole llama fad right now. Llama petting zoos, llama riding lessons, llama dating sites. I know better, I will put up with none of the llamas. Just a nice quiet lunch/dinner/coffee/tea without llamas.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    If your main picture is u holding a gun in your army clothes come on.. At least try to be a little originalAnd if you are just trying to bone exit my profile now bc i do not plan o n boning a stranger.i love to go dancing,go to the movies, waterfront, alki beach, pretty much anything. im like a little kid, i eat candy daily, n other then that i pretty much only eat chicken nuggets and cup o noodle because im a terrible cook.i am easily amused and i laugh at everything. i make weird faces when no ones lookingi have a sarcastic sense of humor and i tend to be pretty blunt. i listen to almost every kind of music im a complete dorki am a terrible singer so dont expect me to sing along with you in the car I love the outdoors (: hiking, camping, fishing(means less fish in the water and please believe I don't get them off the hook), wandering around, I love it all! I'm not afraid to get dirty. being outdoors is completely necessary for me. even if it's just putting on my rain gear and puddle jumping (:but I must tell you now. my biggest fear is fish. dunno why, one of those irrational fears lol interested in what you've read here send me a message i would love to talk :o) suprise me

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