SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JeanneOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-55
what i am looking for........oh goodness. that depends on the day. lol. i want someone to eat a dinner with. somebody that will make me laugh. a guy that knows a hug can make so many things feel better. a feller that doesn't look forward to happy hour every night. someone that can simply hold my hand while in the car or sitting on the couch. somebody with morals and standards. someone i can look at and be proud of the man he is. a guy that can just spend saturday morning just reading a book. must be able to steer a canoe. must want to feel appreciated for who you are. i want to find someone that wants to see a museum, take in a movie, laugh at a comic, site see, people watch, take in a local band, watch a royals game, take me to get funnel cake, i find the older i get the more i am willing to go out and try.about me.... i am usually funny, or at least i think i am. not shy, don't embarrass easily, like outdoors most of the time. camping, hiking, lake, etc. i am a craft geek, and proud of it. close to my mom, but not a mammas girl. have been told i need a music intervention (i seem to be stuck in the 80's or country) dream location is a beach with blue water. i enjoy reading. trying to get off the internet kick a bit. so, more readying and music on weekends. not clingy or needy, but i do appreciate cuddles. i am a women that knows only i can make my life "happy", the others i share it with are just icing on the cake. i am pretty independent. gotta admit i am not a big bar person. im pretty comfy in my jeans and shirt. i guess if you want to know more, just let me know. no secerts here. don't be shy. and i have now realized i am not a writer. maybe i should have done an outline first. darn itwhat type of animal would you be and why? (great start to conversation) i would be a monkey because they are silly and when else can you throw poopy at people and they still find you adorable?update ***lol...sadly the list below needs to be said...(yes really!!***if you have convictions for domestic battery...skip me..you will never have an excuse that i will understand2) i am not a betty crocker...not gonna mislead you on that one...lol...(but strange enough i love laundry***respect me..i respect you.."rules" go both ways...4) if you hide your beer in a glass so your family doesnt know your drinking...not interested..argh5) if you throw a fit like a toddler...call your momma...not me6) dont bs or pretend to be something your not...its exhausting really..if you have to pretend to be somebody else...look at your life and strive for it..7) women want to be wooed (explanation or clairfication below)*8) lying or cheating isnt tolerated...really? 9) if you have been on maury or jerry...kinda kewl actually...but probably not for me***if your way of communicating and working thru problems is the silent treatment...(insert dial tone***if all your major relationships were based on sperm meeting egg...(come on do i really need to explain this ***if your idea of great cinema is debbie does dallas..(your kidding right***if your idea of foreplay is opening the condom...(no way***if you have been married to two people at once...(get a lawyer) and yes i have ran into this***if you feel the need to ever say "i dont like you hanging out with so and so, cuz i havent met them",,,man last time i checked your name wasnt on my birth certificate***if i look at your pictures and i can see a pile of dishes in the background, your dirty drawers, a fish in every pic...chances are i wont respond, not to me mean...but pick up***dont bs...its exhausting and i have no tolerance for it...***first chances are resonable....second chances hardly happen...***no profile pic? dont bother....sorry, may sound shallow but i have to feel some sort of attraction just the same as you.....***if you *** times in four hours and i dont respond...get a hint...and calling me a **** for not responding is insane...not gonna waste my time or yours if there isnt something there....***and guys this is a hint for you....one pic of yourself and 5 of your bike, boat, fish, etc....i dont wanna date vehicles or animals...use this space to meet someone, not attract someone that is only attracted to material things...thats not what you want!!***if you dont have a picture....dont bother...i figure if a guy can make the request so can i....***sounds horrible...but i really only want to date someone with older kids....i like my freedom right now with my kids being grown and out of the house...***really please and pretty please fill out your profile...i will not respond if it isnt...your wasting my time and yours***if you are in the middle of a midlife crisis or some crap like that....i done my time with this one...not starting out with it again....this doesnt make me a hag..just a women that knows what i want and dont feel like i should settle and neither should you. *when i say wooed..its not money money money..it is the simple lil things...notes where i will find them...a text that says your thinking of me...my windows scraped in the winter time...my favorite ice cream..it really is the simple things...i do the same thing for you...so show me the same respect.relationships take effort..ill put the effort in if you do...sadly i feel i have to say this. if your user name some way describes you penis, then don't feel the need to *** you feel the need to tell me your hard or throbbing, uncool. and if you are on here, then i am guessing that line hasn't worked before and get a clue. if you feel the need to tell me i have boobs. really? you don't say? man i sure was wondering what the hell they were called. i mean come on guys. anyways, i guess i also have to say married, druggies, felons, etc need not *** understand totally that everyone needs love, but it won't be from me. if you are just a texter and don't follow thru, then you can skip me too. i have enough text friends. i want someone who actually wants to meet, hang out, and do stuff. disclaimer>i reserve the right to adjust this at any time. the statement is my opinion only, and isn't that of other women.some place casual..but a good place to talk..got to get to know each other right?
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JasmineOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-60
I support myself just fine...looking for that special person to enhance the down times. I enjoy bowling, movies, fishing, and am open to suggestions. If you are looking for a Barbie Doll...I am not it. If you think you can make my life better, and enhance it...by all means...let me know.A nice restaurant, a couple of drinks, great conversation, just getting to know each other to see if we have anything in common. Also looking for that little "spark".
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DanielleOffline
Woman. 66 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 56-76
I am an attractive, statuesque, silver haired, romantic, fun loving, adventurous, financially secure, generous, big hearted Texas gal, seeking the following: A retired, tall, adventurous, fun loving, easy going, unemcumbered, emotionally available, financially secure, generous, romantic gentleman, preferably Southern :)- Preferably one who enjoys RVing, dogs, motorcycles, music, romance, theatre, candlelight dinners, & good food. If you belong in any of the following catagories, please pass me by - Drugs, Smokers, Game Players, Heavy Weights, Slobs, Broke 'Has Beens' (No Sugar Mama here). I'm still a believer that there really do exist some honest, decent guys out there. If you are one, I'd love to hear from you.I enjoy spending time with my 2 boys, Mikey & Buddy, my grandchildren, traveling, cruises, photography, good food & good friends. I love my life, the people in it & am ready to find someone to share it with. I'm told I am a VERY loyal friend & have a generous nature.I am very easy on the eyes. I love to laugh & make others laugh. I LOVE a great sense of humor, make me laugh & I'll follow you anywhere! I'm easy to get along with and will always be up for a new adventure. I now have time to enjoy those things in life that a working life didn't allow for.For you biker dudes, when you're out there riding in the Hill County stop by my son's shop 'The Hog Pound' in Wimberley.Meeting for a cuppa initially. I love to travel & explore new places.