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JanaewilsonOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-39
First off, I'm only wearing make-up in 1 of my pictures, so please don't hate. I have lived with my roommate Evan since October ***& we now have 3 cats named Butt-Butt, Mickerbocker, & Tobie-Wan Kenobi. My hobbies include singing karaoke (which I'm only mediocre at), whale watching, & going to feline agility competitions. I have been working as a professional pet sitter since September ***. It isn't lucrative but I really enjoy it. Also, I am pansexual so I'm open to all gender identities. And to spice things up, here are 4 random facts about me: 1) I can't stand spicy food. It makes my nose runny, my eyes water, & I start sweating every time I eat something that's too spicy. 2) I'm scared to death of roller coasters. I get that from my mom. 3) I'm allergic to clams, cottage cheese, & olives. 4) I can only wink with my right eye. What I'm looking for in a person: -No tattoos -No piercings, plugs, stiff neck rings, or lip plates -No subdermal &/or transdermal implants (devices placed under the human skin for decorative purposes in body modification) -No criminal record (misdemeanors &/or felonies) -Doesn't have any STDs and/or STIs -Doesn't use & has never used illegal drugs (including marijuana) -Doesn't use & has never used tobacco, peyote, salvia, &/or hookah (smoking or chewing) -Doesn't use & has never used electronic cigarettes, personal vaporizers, or electronic nicotine delivery systems -Doesn't drink alcohol in excess (No alcoholics & nobody that drinks alcohol for the purpose of getting drunk) -Never drank alcohol while they were under the age of ***Doesn't want to have any children in the future -Doesn't have Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Schizophrenia, Bipolar I Disorder, or Bipolar II Disorder -5'8" or taller (if a man) with a BMI of 30 or less -Isn't a fascist, nazi, communist, or conspiracy theorist -Isn't racist, sexist, misogynistic, or homophobic -Isn't pretentious or ostentatious -Isn't easily offended and/or overly sensitive -Has good personal hygiene and is clean-shaven (I'm not a fan of facial hair) -Men need to be circumcised (It's just healthier & cleaner) -Has 24 or more of his/her 32 teeth (No toothless people!) -Doesn't bite his/her fingernails, toenails, &/or hangnails -Has an IQ of ***or above -Has a job/career (I could care less whether it's part-time or full-time) -Has his/her own means of transportation (I could care less whether it's a Vespa or a Bugatti Veyron) -Is an animal lover & isn't allergic to cats -Speaks, reads, & writes fluently in English -Resides in Southern California, preferably Orange County. If you meet all of my criteria & I meet all of yours, please e-mail me at *** or text me at ***.
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LindseyOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I love trying anything new. I read a lot, and love to see new places and meet new people. Live music of the metal/ punk rock/ or bad pop genres is my idea of heaven. I like being outside although I'm not typically outdoorsy. I am looking forward to snowboarding for the first time this year. I have a bachelors degree in history/ art history and love anything related to learning and filling my head with more stuff. I'm super awkward and have been described more often as adorable than anything else. I hate "your mom" jokes but my sense of humor is healthy and can dish it out and take it. If you use acronyms beyond an occasional 'lol' I won't be able to stop myself from taking your cell phone away and donating it to the homeless.
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AdelineOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
A little about myself i am a single mom with two boys. I work,i have my own car, and im about to start school im looking for someone to share my life with.....i am not out to just date around. Im not really a big partier but i do like to go out and have a good time with my girls :-) if im what ur looking for message me :-) IM NOT ON HERE FOR A BOOTY CALL!!! SO IF THAT'S ALL U WANT DONT MESSAGE ME!