SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SettlekerrysvOffline
Man. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-62
Hi! My name is Settlekerrysv. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Livermore, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DominiqueOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get homeI'll make you laughI'll never under cook the eggsI can make a mean pot of chiliI'll always be impressed with how cute you areI know that handcuffs aren't just for the copsI recycleI'll take care of you when you're sick and sometimes just because I think you're the sh*tI'll make fun of youI can give a kick ass back rubI've got cookiesI don't chew tobaccoI take a shower every day, twice even sometimesI'll let you beat me at poolI'll keep working until I chip away at your wallsI don't care that you go out with the girlsI don't eat in bed... too oftenI don't care what music we listen to in the carMy heart will jump every time you walk through the doorI won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingYou just can't stop reading this!I'll think you're just about the coolest person I knowI think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal dateI won't **** your friendsI won't **** your sisterI always open a window when I paintI've never been on Americas Most WantedThe only drama I have any part of is on t.v.I don't care if you want to watch girly moviesI know how to make the coffeeMy kisses will take your breath awayI don't care if you leave your socks onMy best friend isn't a girlI'll sleep better when I'm next to youI'll open the door everytimeI'll never waste your loveI'll laugh at your joke even when it's not funnyI'd never give you sh*t in front of your friendsIt gets better every timeEat as much chocholate as you want I don't careI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without a kissI'll help you find your keysI always stop and ask for directions if i'm lostWe can watch your movie firstI know how to BBQI eat red meatI'll help clean the house perfect every time your mom comesI got suspended in high school 3 timesMy family is just as ****ed up as yoursI'll always want more of the good stuffI'm one of the smoothest dancers you'll ever meetI like all kinds of moviesI smell pretty good most of the timeI don't litterWhen I can I give to charityI won't care if it takes an hour to get ready...okay, 30 mins topsI look both ways before I cross the streetI never look directly into the sunYou'll look cute in my shirtI'm not a virginYou're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I knowI'll kiss you at the store when nobody's lookingI'm old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashedI won't care if you ever leave makeup on my shoulderI always pick up my dirty laundry in the bathroomI can balance a check bookI'll help you not to forget your moms birthdayI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatreI"m really good at sneaking food into the moviesI'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really isI know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaesI have never stabbed anyone in the eyeI always win at thumb wrestlingI've read Playboy for the articlesI can count to ***by 5'sI've never smuggled drugs out of the countryI don't eat yellow snowI like it when you talk to your friends about meMy Sunday morning breakfasts will change your lifeYou chin fits 'just right' in my shoulder when I hold you closeI'll understand if you get jealousI'm just that good (confidence)I'm a pepperYou're getting very sleepy...I've never been on Jerry SpringerI may have already won $10,000,000.You won't be able to get me out of your headI'll let you drive every time if you wantI love my kidsI buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears downI know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appearI've never gotten caught lip syncing on SNLI have clean socks that you can borrow if you run outI never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gasI never run with scissorsI've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and wonAlmost every time I have a winning bottle topI know how to keep a secretI've never failed a surveyI can almost every time find WaldoI never put my fingers in the light socketI'm a virgoI have all my shotsI'm pretty damn funnyI'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. eitherI don't care if you eat off my plateWhen you're sleeping I'll always try to be quietI have never run out of gas (well I just ****ed myself there now, didn't I?)I know the difference between they're, their, and thereYou really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couchI know how to do my own laundryI know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every timeI'm really good at making listsAfter reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
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ErekOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I haven't had a single view in the past 3 weeks, what is wrong with this picture? Okay, maybe you previously overlooked my ad for some shirtless dud with 6 pack abs... I challenge you to actually take some time and read my ad! Please feel free to send comments, good or bad, and if you really like what you see, please say so... Do you want to take your game to the next level? Do you want learn something new each day? If so, you have come to the right place.About me: I'm Rob, pleased to meet you. I am 43, totally single, no kids, never married, well-educated and professional with no criminal record and believe it or not, I am actually mentally stable (though my luck on here, or lack thereof, would drive anybody nuts). I was blessed by some unique talents - yes I am one of those rare guys you can go to for directions. I am a Geographer, you probably don't run into my type everyday. I have noticed that several of these ads from women around here always say "looking for that nice guy" - yet, many of us are still sitting here waiting to be found. I have a lot to offer, but I am still seeking someone interested in what I have to offer. Who knows? I might be interested in what you have to offer, as well. Some find humor in what I have to say... I know I may not be some hunky boy Adonis, but I have a huge heart that is opening up again after a long slow slumber. I have all the tools to offer - the only thing missing is you!I am really not asking for much, just a drink, a dinner, or some other shared experience, see if things click, and if they do - then move forward. I don't think it makes any logical sense to go after the long-tern end-all, be-all relationship without getting to know someone first. I am all for building a relationship, starting with friendship as that foundation.Please leave your drama and anger toward the male species due to past experiences at the door, as it is so unattractive, and proves you may need more time to heal from your anger and resentment. Just remember he was not me and I am not him... What is past is in the rear view mirror, and the more you focus on that, the more you lose sight of what is in front of you. I am true to my Upstate roots.The woman I want to meet is someone I can feel proud to be in her presence. A woman with character, who has experienced success in life and still has aspirations for something even better. I want the whole package - a woman who carries herself well, is awesome to just hang with and talk to, and still be able to introduce to my parents if and when things totally work out (which is an extreme rarity). Physically, I am NOT seeking a supermodel type who is hung up on herself (you have seen my photos and I am the furthest thing from a model), but rather a taller (as in attitude), curvier woman who carries herself well, and wants the most out of life.I have no children, and am not interested in anyone with younger kids in the household. No offense to single moms (and I know it is an overwhelming majority of the women around here), but younger kids ought to be your priority, and introducing another guy in their life can produce psychological harm. I am seeking a woman that I would feel honored to be in her presence, and experience life with as well. I am totally drama-free and hope for the same.I am on here looking for real-life meets to see if we can hit it off. If this ad is speaking to you, please feel free send me an e-mail, I will gladly reply. On a first date, the key word is flexibility, as it is all about the experience and conversation in order to discover if there is any chemistry. I always start off a first date with a hug, regardless of expectations. My suggestions include something like a dinner, hangout, drink, a walk in the park or even a new experience to share. It all depends on her personality and interests. Movies are so overused - and when you think about it, are not the best idea for a first date - since communication is minimal. The first date is always a little on the awkward side, but it is also a learning experience - getting to know one another. Spontaneity is always a good thing! All that really matters is that the both of us enjoy the experience together and are better off for it.