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Lilshorty, 38

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About Me

Hi! My name is Lilshorty. I am never married christian caucasian woman with kids from United States, Minnesota, Hutchinson. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Leonor

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    If you don't have a sense of humor and can't take my sarcasm click the X in the little red box in the top right hand corner of your screen!!!! If you are offended easily remove your application from my inbox!!!! If you are still interested, fasten your seat belt, I haven't even begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have realized that nobody is dependable enough to bring fun and excitement into my life. I take life one day at a time, live each day as if it were my last, have as much fun as possible. The opinion of others, good or bad, hardly matters to me at all and I don't need anyone's approval to run my life exactly the way I please. Don't drag me down! I'm out of my antidepressants, looooool!!!! I love my family and I have the best friends in the world, they mean everything to me. I love meeting fun and interesting people to hang out and be friends with. I prefer to get to know a person as a friend then let it grow from there if it's meant to; if not I still have a great friend!!!!!!! I don't believe in throwing people away, I keep true friends forever!!!!!! Watch out you may get stuck with me, looooooool!!!!! I feel that all people are unique and should be respected for their individuality. I'm not shallow, I'm the most genuine person you will ever meet. I can't hide what I feel!!!! I will tell you what's on my mind. The only sugar coating you will get are sweet kisses from my lips, loooooooool!!!!!!!!!! (Are you getting the humor yet??????!!!)I'm not interested in immaturity!!!! No waiting 3 days to call or playing hard to get and other silly rules. If you need to be chased break the law then dial 911, you'll get hell of a chase!!!!! Looool, I wear sexy heels I retired my chasing shoes when I was 21. I'm interested in mature people who are not afraid to risk looking like a fool, laughing and just enjoying each other's company without pressure or expectation. I'd rather walk away with nothing, than give up the chance of feeling something. If you stay guarded to not get hurt, you might as well go live in a bubble because you're going to miss out on some of life's greatest moments!!!! Showing your true self may leave you vulnerable but it's soooooooooo liberating!!!!!!!! Open and consistent communication is essential. Why waste the time and energy that we can spend together having fun????? Be a gentleman cause I'm all lady. I love to wear dresses and be womanly, however; I also love to go outside an get dirty. I don't screech at a little mud and rain......could be lots of fun to roll around in!!! Looooooool, and it's great for your skin!!!!!!!! I can pull off sexy in a ball gown or torn jeans and a t-shirt. You have to be able to handle my sense of humor, if you can reciprocate and keep me laughing we will have some pee moping to do. Just be yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looooooooool. Do not adjust your age, height or physical appearance. You are not 37, 6'0" and fit, if your ID says 42, 5'9" and you look flabby.!!!!!!! What's the point??? You can't hide the facts in person!!!!! If you don't love yourself, why should anyone else????For those of you who have had the balls to tell me you are married and want a thing on the side, sure as soon as I find out who you are I'm calling your wife!!! Maybe she would like to join in have you asked her????????? looooooooool!!!! Better yet, I'll take her out with me so she can cheat on you!!!! PS - Unlike many of the people on here I have no interest in just hooking up!!!! I don't want a friend with benefits either!!!!! I want someone who is willing to get to know me, the real me.........build a genuine friendship and then have an intimate relationship. If you are not willing to invest the time, then you may as well not even bother messaging me. Also, I have plenty of guy friends, therefore; I have a very sensitive BS detector and I know how to read people. LolI hate texting, so if you have an issue with verbal conversations on the phone or in person than please move on!!!!!!!All I want is a truly committed, honest person who is not afraid to feel something incredible, tingle in your gut............HAPPINESS!!!!! My rules are simple and I don't ask for much.....trust, honesty and respect!!!! The End!!!!! Who cares? It's only a date! Just have fun! Look forward to the next one.....or move on!!!!!

  • Heleen

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a fun loving and energetic person. I have a lot to offer someone and looking for a caring and honest man. Lets have fun together, go to a Yankee game, spend the day on the beach, enjoy a nice glass of wine or an ice cold beer!!

  • Shebah

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Good Day, I hope something today made you smile or laugh....no? Remember what movie this line is from: "Richard, Who's your favorite little rascal? Alphalfa or SPANKY?" I thought about this and who better to ask than the people who know you best....So I asked and my friends & family came up with the following description: "Angela, you are affectionate and loving to those you care about. You have compassion for those less fortunate, your career and interests. You have faith in things greater than yourself and believe in the good in others. You are driven and motivated to achieve goals, headstrong and steadfast in what you believe in and who YOU are. Honestly, You are just a good person.......to the right man, all of your physical outside beauty will be not just noticed but magnified by everything that makes you.....well YOU!" Am pretty humbled by this and hope it provided a little insight... Best wishes in your search everyone! =0)Fun? Spending time with family, friends, cookouts, hiking, biking, yoga, joined 9roundgym in Sept, Zumba & Hiphop workouts, concerts, cooking, planned a few adventures in the next few months..... (Bday was actually ***.... We really aren't going to know until we meet. A meet and greet is best, quick coffee or drink, if we click and are into each other we can plan to do something else. If not, it's best to be honest, respectfully let the other person know and kindly wish each other luck. It's that in person feeling, connection and desire to want to see each other again and again...and again....right? So let's talk and decide to meet soon....can't wait to meet you! ;0)

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