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Jc18IkOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-34
Hi! My name is Jc18Ik. I am never married other african man with kids from Hartford, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KadeOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Well everything is roughly in the right place, I can hold a conversation, I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I have never been sectioned and even eat with a knife & fork.... what more could a girl ask for? OK romance, guess that’s what we are here for..... I’m really good at this bit & will sometimes gaze deeply into your eyes and whisper "you'll do" and what’s more, I will occasionally mean it.Ummm they need me to write more guff!... Well other than the usual family & friends, I love Ben and Jerry’I hate cling film, I just seem incapable of using it, work of the devil. Can’t abide Cliff Richard, there again two negatives make a positive..... Cliff wrapped in cling film, suffocating... see I’m one of those soft, fluffy, men that can always see the positive in everything. Sneezing, I hate sneezing, it makes you pull that really stupid face & then half the time can’t be bothered to come out…what’s that all about! She was seven I was six, we were tied at the hip for 17mins & 43secs, dropped my ice cream in her lap then she dumped me for smelly Pete and his 3 pack of zooms ....... lesbian!I would actually like to meet someone rather than gain a string of internet friends, I have enough voices in my head for that. Open to a totally unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Serious replies only, please……… actually if you turn up and don’t run in the first 5 mins, I’m a happy boy.
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RiverOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Here goes the extremely difficult part……..(does anyone bar me read these) I am brutally honest and direct, which sometimes doesn’t go down too well, stubborn, tactile, affectionate, caring and romantic. I also love a great bum! Told you I was honest. I am rugged looking and although the profile says ‘Brown Hair’, it is probably nearing 50% flecks of grey. It will not be getting dyed. I have been told I am a “Man’s Man” whatever that means. I am not into spending hours in the bathroom prior to going out, I would prefer to sit and wait for you while supping a beer or enjoying a glass of red wine. I am not a complete caveman though, and I will ensure I make myself more than presentable, but the Clarins I received on my last birthday remains unopened, so if you’re after the Mr Boyband look or Mr Vain, forget it. It is your prerogative to turn up looking jaw droppingly gorgeous. I have old style values and believe in integrity, loyalty, respect and working hard for what you want in life. I particularly hate liars, thieves and people who think the world owes them something. I like punctuality but have learnt that it is a concept most women are unaware of, it used to irk me, now I just roll with it. I don’t do jealously, something else I have grown out of, that said I will not turn a blind eye and be taken advantage of, see above “Respect and Loyalty”.I have a broad taste in music anything from Stone Roses, Oasis, Keane, Travis and Embrace to Lady Gaga, and Rhianna, I am quite fond of Elvis and even own a Johnny Cash CD! I can be quiet on occasion, not an introvert by any stretch of the imagination, just not a ‘Mouth’. I don’t get on with people who waffle *** for hours. I am a pretty good judge of character and I can genuinely ‘suss’ someone out within minutes of meeting them, occasionally I get it wrong, but not that often.I love animal’s, although I am more of a dog man than a cat lover, and big dogs too, not the little yappy things that may as well be a cat. I despise animal cruelty. I am well travelled, I have lived abroad for a total of 7 years, and while some of that time has been spent in places I would rather forget, I am all the more rounded for the experience.What am I looking for? Someone who is bubbly and outgoing, to compensate my sometimes quiet sideAn animal lover, particularly dogsA nice bum!