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Man. 62 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-64
Hi! My name is Pussyeaterfromhe. I am widowed other caucasian man without kids from Homer, Alaska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LarryOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
About me:-- My mum's a doctor, my dad's a dentist, my brother's a doctor and I work in advertising. I've been assured I'm not actually adopted.- I work as a 'global planner'.- I have a metal plate in my foot. It doesn't set off the scanners in airports.- A lot of people have asked if I've had my teeth whitened. I haven't.- Some people look better in photos than they do in real life. I am not one of those people.- The worst chat up line I've ever had was "will you go out with me?"- I'm neither here nor there about marmite.- It really annoys me when someone speaks whilst I'm interrupting.- I always pay for dinner.About you:- You don't have webbed feet. The best first date you'll have this week. Guaranteed.
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JethroOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!