SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BennyOnline
Man. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-70
Just a regular guy...no wait! I'm not regular, at all! I'm told I'm the nicest guy on earth, am not aggressive or pushy, and a real "can't do enough for you" kind of fellow. I work hard at my second shift, weekday job, pay my bills, and often have a few bucks leftover for fun. My job keeps me quite fit (for a 60 year old), as I have the same production requirements as the 20 year olds with whom I work. I'm very much a one woman guy, and miles away from being a "player." I love staying at home just as much as going out, and can fit in at any sort of gathering or event. Normally, though, I'm a jeans and a golf shirt sort... For fun, I'm an avid follower of golf...the women's game, mostly. Several years ago, I made friends with a top pro and her husband, and since then, I get free passes to any tournament in which she plays. The Women's U S Open is local, this year (Lancaster Country Club), and thanks to them, I'll enjoy all seven days there. To me, that's the life! I also play at the game, but don't get out nearly as often as I'd like...no one to play with. Love bowling, as well. I have loved The Beatles since they arrived on the scene in ***, but I also enjoy just about every classic rock band there is, as well as the great R & B of the 60's through the 80's. They lost me when hip hop became popular. And, I come complete with a beach! It's not much, but I have a little place in a quirky seasonal trailer park on the Elk River where it meets the Chesapeake Bay in Earleville, MD. Just an hour and a half away, so I'm there most weekends all summer. Casual fishing, the private beach, and real peace and quiet. Kind of a dump, but probably just needs a woman's touch. I have a 24 year old son, who has just moved in with me while going through a divorce. I also have a 20 month old Grandson who comes to visit from time to time. As for me, I do what I have to for me, and look after everyone else in my life as best I can. People are SO much more important than things! And, I grew up with a mother who taught English grammar, so I can actually speak our native tongue. But this being alone thing is getting old, so if you've grown weary of the same, please let me know. I know the one for me (and I for her) is out there...just need to find out where! Thanks for reading! RobEach of you is unique, so a first date could be something mutually agreed upon...mostly, I'd just want you to feel safe. You'll quickly find out I'm harmless.
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ElmerOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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KelleyOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
I like to work hard, hunt,fish,drink beer and have good time!( emphasis on HUNTING)!Here to meet interesting person(s)who likes doing the same kinds of things!