SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MelechOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Some say i'm funny others say i'm not. I guess it's all i your taste in humor. I'm loyal and fun loving. I enjoy experiencing knew things. I could try to write everything about me but we both could be here a while, one being i'm not that great of a typist, and second it would leave nothing for the curiosity. My best traits are i'm hard working, loyal, & honest. So if your curious about anything don't hesitate to ask. I'll make sure that everyday you know how i feel about ya. My displays of affection generally come in a touch, a kiss, massage, or even some horse play and conversation. I do not need sex to show you how i feel, and niether do you.I'm searching for a needle in a hay stack, we all are here searching for something.;Hide-N-Seek Championship Title" Im not intereted in you, if you are obese. A few extra pounds is ok but by that i mean five or ten. Twenty pounds over is a bit to much for me, sorry. I cant make myself attracted to something i'm not. I'm not that great with bars, but if you would like dinner, lunch, stroll in the park, i'm not hard to please so long as the conversation is good.
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.
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DaxtonOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi...Warm friendly guy who is down to earth and has a good sense of humor, well rounded with a healthy attitude towards life and likes to do most things. If you would like to know anything else just drop me a message I will be happy to chat.Bye for now x We could meet up for a drink in a bar if you like or just meet up for a coffee.