SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Jackt31SOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
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LyricOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Hello Ladies, I would like to start off by saying that I'm not perfect .I get approached by many expecting that. That being said I am an outgoing laid back professional that does not take life too seriously. I have a house with a pool, a job,a car; and an amazing dog. I am looking for someone honest to spend time with. Maybe more. I am not into material things and impressing others. Been there done that. I am not looking for Barbie. I am looking for someone real that is able to care for someone. I would love a workout partner and someone willing to eat healthy sometimes. I am not into the bar scene. I would much rather make some incredible drinks at home, put something on the grill, and chill in the pool. I am very active with my kids about 3 days a week but I do have time for that special someone. Let's make some great memories. Give me a shout and find out.PS I can also help you with any real estate needs you might have. I can help relocate you anywhere on the planet. www.homesinthewoodlands.org Let's meet for coffee or a drink and see where it goes. No pressure.
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JamarOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??