SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FranuqOnline
Man. 71 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-70
Hi! My name is Franuq. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Port Allen, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SantiagoOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Let me tell you all about myself and the type of woman I am looking forHere is a future conversation we will have.Honey...where is that new tie you bought me? *Right where all your ties areOk...Thank you...Now hurry up or we are going to be late to the theatre.. *Almost ready...thank you for the ear rings again...I love themAnything for you my love, *Remember we are going to Church Sunday with the family.Yes I know....Then the kids and I are going golfing while you go out with the girls for lunch. *Next Wednesday....After I work out...you know I don't like to miss a work out *I know...I don't either. Did you feed the dogs?Yes and gave them a treat. The rescued dog is doing better , pretty soon we can find her a home. *Oh good you know we are fostering the puppies for the animal shelter when we get back.and Tomorrow night we are cooking dinner for our friends *Ok but we will never get dinner finished if you cant keep your hands off me.Ok ok...I will contain myself I promise (fingers crossed) *Well how do I look? This dress doesn't make me look fat does it?No No...you look Amazing as always *Here let me straighten your tie you have never been good at that.You know I hate ties but have to, for work I would rather be in the garden....Your new rose bush is going to bloom this season. *Yes I know The kids want to helpOf course I will teach them and it will give me time to work on the boat. **I just love that place you get so romantic thereYou know I adore my lady...but listen I really want you to learn how to golf this year *OK I will...we need more things to do together Thanks for doing the dishes even though it was my turn.Your welcome. now stop that we have to go *Ok take my hand.I want to talk to only ladies who can understand, most everything I just told you about myselfAnd willing to take a minute to relay it to meIf you don't understand what I just said to you and the type of woman I am looking for.We probably could not have stimulating conversation for a lifetime Simple, Public and quiet.
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JamarOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??