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JeffersonOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi and thanks for reading my ad. I've always wanted to find that special person to join me in this journey but this has yet to happen until then I keep an open mind and heart. When writing a profile sometimes the less said the better. I don't reject this new age of information but I've grown weary of knowing before I get there. Time is what people need to learn about each other not bulk information from a first person point of view. I have lots of hobbies and have a long list of places to travel too; anyone can come along...play your cards right and I'll even give you a ride back... ;o)Now a few of my online dating experiences:Someone wrote to say I was self centered because my ad was all about meOn a hiking date my 48 year old dream girl showed up in a ruffled chiffon top, lounge pants and crocs...she was about ***first date spent an hour talking to her insurance agent; she even walked away occasionallyAnother beaut didn't mention a psycho boyfriend til he showed up kicked & beat her door then he stood in bushes stomping his feetLately I'm getting asphyxiated by heavy perfumeA lot of woman have drug addicted/alcoholic adult children who live with them & play video games all dayOne lady wanted me to meet her son it was on visiting day...I had to empty my pockets and go through a metal detectorA lady once offered me food from a food bank, this was both sad and touching to meAfter using the Meet Me feature I got a two paragraph letter reaming me out for clicking on YESI went on a date with a professional clown, she stretched her picture to look tall and thin...her arms were bigger than my thighsOn a harley ride I took 1 hand off the handlebar my date screamed that's dangerous & started beating me on the back of the headOnce I pulled up to pick up a date and her mother came out to capture the moment with a video cameraI met a lady's friends & family for the 1st time at a party she got so inebriated we all took turns holding her head above the toiletA serial dater who's life consisted of work & school said I was egotistic because all she could talk about was work & schoolThe all time best was a nurse who sent me a picture 10 years and 40 pounds old, her beard and deep voice rivaled my own. I can confidently say the older I get the weirder dating gets!A meet and greet for coffee is the norm but I'd really love to go and do something! A hike, walk, sightseeing, anything but eating another substandard meal with all the appeal of a compost pile served across my face by a shaved monkey working its way through a liberal arts degree.
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HershelOnline
Man. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 55-75
The "pessimist" thinks that all women are bad .The "Optimist" hopes that they are ! .I am a fun loving , easy going person. I'm not really losing my hair. It's just migrating to my butt . Humor is a big part of my life . I've been told that I should become a " stand-up comedian ( which I've done on special occasions ( i.e : K of C and Lions club banquets in N.B. ) .I love to flirt and tease . Public signs of affection do not bother me if it is the right person for me .I do not care to argue or fight . My wife died in ***after a 3 year battle with cancer ( God rest her soul ) , I've been unsupervised ever since .Passed my " MENSA " exam in ***, but , stupid me , never did anything with it . In my younger years I used to Hang-Glide in B.C., Race Formula ***in California , and was an FIA Senior Marshal . My little " Corgi / Terrier mix " that I raised since she was born , used to be a " Therapy Dog " . Miss Daisy and I still go to Nursing homes to cheer up the residents . Daisy enjoys our visitations and loves meeting people . We both love going for walks in the park . We go on the O.S.P.C.A. Walk-A-Thon each year .I sold my truck to a friend who desperately needed reliable transportation , so , You will have to do the driving for awhile The doctor told me that , " just a short 20 minute walk , each day ' would improve my sex life ." I had to inform him , that , " I didn't know any women who lived 20 minutes away ! " I think I could make a lot of money as a " camera salesman " because very few women , in Orillia , have their picture on P.O.F. ( could only be because they don't have a camera ! ).. Don't be shy . Drop me a line .you don't even have to put any bait on the hook ! lol Profound thought : " If all the word's a stage *** *** *** where does the audience sit ? " I'm looking for an easy going , attractive woman , with a good sense of humour .I'll leave that to the woman . ( lol )
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RobbieOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-53
Don't judge a book by its cover..See for yourself, if you dare...Lol. I can put down anything here, wud you believe me anyway... I don't think people read anymore....lolLet's see.....blah, blah, blah..and .whateverAny questions.... just ask, I dont bite........hard..LolLets see....honestly I'm up for anythging. But it should be for the moment and special for that person. Not to be shared here for everyone to see. Coffee or drinks,...running naked in the streets...any suggestions?...lol