SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PattieOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm not into black guys, ghetto white dudes, Druggies, or pornstars... Sorry I'm not sorry! I'm a huge computer geek and i'd say my computer is my best friend. I'm a college student who started majoring in Graphic/Web design, even though i HAD a website for over 2 years and basically I'm self taught. I decided to put a hold on that career venture for now, and I'm starting up cosmetology school soon to become a hairdresser/makeup artist.; I'm pretty nerdy for a girly girl, but I haven't touched my xbox in a while... it's pretty dusty. I have a very dry sense of humor, so if you can't take a joke or notice when i'm being sarcastic then we're going to have a problem. One of my biggest passions is art. I love every type from tattoos to photography to canvas-work. I love tattoos (if you have some, ***points for you) and have one currently with about 4 other planned for the future. I love to design shoes in my downtime, maybe that's what i'll do with my degree, but who knows. I kind of want to get into advertising for the anonymous company i currently work for. Music is also of big importance to me. Rock/indie/screamo is my favorite genre and my favorite bands are: MGMT, Passion Pit, Sleeping with Sirens, Atreyu and Saosin. Scary movies are my favorites and I have 0 interest in Chick Flicks most of the time. I'm the only girl in existence who's never seen the Notebook and i'm totally okay with that. I'll take action and slasher films over that crap any day. When it comes to love i think i've only had one, maybe two, experiences and they have definitely changed me for the better. I want, no, I need someone who can be supportive of me and my lifestyle, who will be my best friend as well as my lover. Who can laugh with me as well as at me, who can teach me things about the world i've never noticed before and vice versa because isn't that what a relationship really does? I'm a hopeless romantic and i'll go above the stars for whomever i'm with. i strongly believe in the phrase "dont talk about it, be about it", so dont just say you'll do something, do it.Anyways, enough about me. What about you? Message me if you've got similar interests and lets shoot the breeze, shall we? Here's 4 ways to NOT get a response back from me, I'm not trying to be mean but I get way too many of these:1. "Hey whats up?"2. "Damn Ma, you look so fine lemme holla atchu."3. "hey lets hang out tomorrow even though you know nothing about me and i know nothing about you i wanna meet you asap okay? okay? okay? please. PLEASE." creepy/desperate is never cute so you will probably never meet me.4. I'm really not into wasting anyones time, yours or mine, so if you've messaged me once and I haven't responded, thank you so much for your message but I'm sorry i'm really not interested. I'm really not picky. You wanna go to chuck-e-cheese? Lets go and i'll kick your ass in skee-ball. I'm always down for a dinner and a movie type date or if you wanna get cute and romanctical, go for it. Woo me. :)
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WindyOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Easy going. Ive 3 kids who I love to bits.
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MilaniaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Here's my attempt at a non-generic profile: Things I like:-Pizza and beer for dinner...cheesecake and wine for dessert-Even numbers (I can't even explain this one concisely...)-Nerdy psychology articles/books (we're not talking Psychology Today...those articles are dumb)-Game Show Network (I mean come on...the things people say on Family Feud...)-My old beat up classic iPod that contains some of the best and some of the absolute worst music ever (I mean what DOES rhyme with "hug me," ya know?) -Kitchen appliances. I get overly excited about using my juicer and bread maker (I promise I'm 25 and not 80...)-Sarcasm: a language I speak fluently-Wizard People, Dear Reader (something I quote religiously) -Honesty and communication. Okay so that's a pretty generic statement but my friends say I'm pretty outspoken and I'll tell you the truth. I think that I deserve the same in return =)-Oh I also really like using the ellipsis because it makes me appear all mysterious...Things I don't like: -Creepy/weird messages...just don't do it. If you think "hmm this borders on creepy" then probably don't send the message. If you can't tell if it's creepy, then you're just a lost cause =P-Piggybacking off of the previous dislike, I also don't like messages that say just say "hey" or "hey what's up?" If I'm going to message you, I try to be at least somewhat witty. I'm saying some pretty awesome things here. If you can't pick out SOMETHING to talk about, then you probably aren't even trying very hard. Truth!-Cats (I'm allergic! :( They kill me!)-Jack Black...I just can't stand the guy!-This conversation: "What's your degree in?" "Clinical Psychology" "Are you analyzing me right now?"---Don't ask...just assume I'm judging you harshly (haha kidding...maybe?). OR when I get this question... "What am I thinking right now?"---hmm psychology is not synonymous with mind reading...but if I like you then I might try and make something up :)Well there you have it. If you actually read that list and think these quirks are oddly endearing then go ahead and send me a message! Don't trap me in a movie theater...you can't even talk! Just supply me with a drink and we can be friends.