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Frank
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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Frank. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Ridgefield Park, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Seymour
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Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I'm a hard worker that likes to unwind with a few beers. I like to bowl during the winter months so I can get out of the house. As far as goals go... I just want to find a girl that can have a good time anywhere. That's kind of my goal right now. I have a great sense of humor. Sarcasm is my second language. And I give fantastic back rubs. I'm literally open to all types of music. I prefer indie rock, metal bands, and recently a lot of country. =P
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Jadyn
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Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: " He's a guy who did everything right all the time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: " He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He was an amazing guy."Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake."Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his ****ing widow."