SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MaynardOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
HiSo...do you think the Trojan condom ads that pop up every time you log on and off of meetville.com are meant to be annoying or just plant subliminal messages? I don't know about you but...a mint condom? Is it flavored? Scented? Do they burn? Should I just read the ad *** asking so many questions?That was my thought provoking question of the day...Alright, back to the task at hand Composing a nifty e-mail that inspires you enough to want to write back. I'm probably the world's worst at trying to sell myself to anyone...um, that didn't sound quite right. I tend to respond best to direct questioning and if you follow along, you can pretty much get a feel for my personality - I'm pretty true to form. I also expect you to tell me everything I'd like to know about you without me having to ask...like all men, right? Seriously. I turn 50 this year. I'm divorced. . I love music, golf, & photography; am very expressive (gee, could you tell???) and outgoing but can be shy from time to time. I have many interests and hobbies - in other words, will try anything once...if it results in injury or humiliation, you can be assured I will NOT be doing it again. I'm a pretty genuine person; down-to-earth; blah blah blah.In the interest of not boring the living hell out of you I'll keep this short; I'm sure we're both at work and really shouldn't be engaging in such activity on company time...right? Write Back. First date? well I'm not sure it could be called a date... Lets meet first for some coffee or a drink and then we might be able to set up the "first date".
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Junebug79Online
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-47
Hi! My name is Junebug79. I am never married catholic caucasian man with kids from Plaquemine, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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RalphieOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
So I am supposed to sell myself. Let me see. I need to dangle the proverbial carrot of desire. (Lead off comments doubled as sexual metaphors... Good start.) So time for some real suave: Um. wanna ride on my bike? (Perfect... She just pictured herself clutching against my rugged body with the rumble of throbbing horsepower between her long legs. This thing is gonna write itself. ) Well, except that I really don't have a bike. I also don't like activities that have a dress code. Likewise the cliche tattoos. I know the whole motorcycle thing can reel em' in but I'd better really be clever... Oh I got it! I lift heavy objects at my job! (There we go. Excellent.) Hmmm. Maybe not. True, I am a lobsterman but we also have the stigma of being uneducated and smelly. I need to avoid my occupation until I sell her on my persona to avoid any preconceived stereotypes... I got it! What I need to do is tell of the nights of sipping wine that we will share. Yeah wine. Long fluted glasses clinking together celebrating our passionate desires for one another. The taste of smashed grapes on each others lips as we explore each other in low light. Yeah that's more her style. (Uh, except that I'm not overly into wine. Well, I can fake it and I really do like kissing! I am a Pisces, we are considered the best kissers in the Zodiac. Yeah and she'll know that because all women are into astrology! Perfect! I found my angle...) Yeah, she's hooked! I have painted a romantic image of us in a sexy setting in which you can almost taste the wine on our lips. Now where can I take this? Well maybe I should just let her finish the story. The female imagination is more keen and no doubt she already has us in the heat of a passionate encounter... now she'll be craving more and will have to contact me to get it! ) This will give her imagination time to go deeper... (Closing sexual innuendo seamlessly book-ending the profile. Perfect! A Masterpiece!) Now we wait... (Uh, you really are going to write aren't you?) Would it help if I told you how much I love my mom? She's elderly and sweet... One last thing. (Here comes the rant.) If I looked at your profile and never wrote to you I may have labeled you as unapproachable. It may have been a vibe from the photos or something you said in your profile. This may be an unfair but I've found that more of my *** not responded to by women of above average beauty. I simply don't waste the effort anymore on writing to those. I'm not sure why women who could be on magazine covers are on dating sites but they are shopping an elite class of male that I sure don't seem to fit. (I'm thinking it has to do with a dollar figure with many zeros...) I am pretty much up for anything. I do enjoy a place with alcohol because it does loosen people up and kills the nerves a bit.