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on 377 reviews
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ElwoodOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
[there's no horse but could pick you up on the bike if your up for it ] not your typical biker more of a fair weather middle age crisis thing great for relieving the stress of a sh##e day. up for most things coffee,drink or walk on the beach
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LakeOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
…seen anybody yet? I've met several people, but it's either been I've been keen on them or they've been keen on me but unfortunately not at the same time. You have to laugh. It would be great to meet somebody arty or environmental who looks after their body. Not too serious, not too hippy. I'm people, pets and family orientated. I'm a healthy, happy person so I'm attracted to people like that. I'm a bit averse to alcohol. I'm my own person, have my own interests but can enter someone else's world and support them in what they want to do. I generally like to laugh at life not people. I hope you find who you're looking for if it's not me. Meet for a drink, always good to date someone you've met first.
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BroderickOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.