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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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MitchellOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
A lot has changed since I was on here last, so I figured I would try again. This profile is going to be a work in progress so check back for updates.As for me I am easy going, educated, work a full time job, and have children that live with me. I am not one for the cold, but my favorite season is autumn. I love to be active, but I also enjoy quiet nights at home watching bad tv cuddled up on the couch.;typical" girl from here. I have traveled, enjoyed the finer things in life, and experienced a lot of what life has to offer. I am always looking to improve myself, and experience new things. I would like to further my career but put that on hold to raise my family. I have no fear of change and because of my chosen career choice I am able to get a job most places. That being said I would move for the right person if we found that being closer is what we both wanted. I also have no fear of long distance relationships but eventually we would have to change that to make the relationship work.****ness. I have a career that requires that I am in charge and make the decisions most of the time, so at home I prefer someone that can help me make that decision or have it already made it for me ;)*update* Okay I thought I would put this in here for the guys that actually read profiles. I am NOT looking for a hook up. I am looking to get to know someone. Their likes, dislikes, basically what makes them tick before I even think about intimacy. I really am very easy to talk to....so don't hesitate to message me. If you message me I will message you back, even if we just have a good conversation for the afternoon and nothing more. Would really depends on who I am with. I think that something that we bother enjoy and would give us time to get to know one another.
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ShevaunOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I like to listen to all kinds of music, I like to hang with friends and go out to bars to just chill and unwind. I also like to just chill at home and watch movies. I am very outgoing and like to have fun. I am all for a first date but it shouldn't be your typical dinner and movie type thing tho. I mean how can you really get to know someone if you are eating or having to be quiet in a movie theater??? My ideal first date would just be somewhere quiet where we could talk and get to know each other.