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KendallOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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AlexysOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I’m a writer by nature, but in the interest of saving a little of everyone’s time, here are a few bullets:- I’m a firm ISTJ – 75%+ across the board. Not sure what that is? It's high time you took a Myers-- I’m a dog person, and I own a boxer. No cats, no exceptions.- Sometimes my hair is long, sometimes it's short, sometimes it's artificially colored.- My primary love language is touch. - I am very straightforward and I know what I need in a partner. - I’m a planner. I appreciate spontaneous, but dependability and reliability are must-haves.- I like what I do, but I don’t live to work.- I'm a CSU Ram. - I love trying new beers and new breweries.- Knowing funny tidbits about movies gives me an odd sense of accomplishment. Also applies to landscapes, architecture, food, animals… pretty much anything.- Not ***friendly. No judgment if that's your thing, it's just not something I'm willing to include in my relationship.- That said, if you're game, I'll try to cook something edible. If all else fails, I'll order the pizza.- Camping is one of my favorite things to do. The trick is finding the right group and locale, especially with our drought and no fires.- Snuggling is pretty fantastic too.- Please know the difference between you’re and your. And it’s and its. And they’re, their and there. - My very best friends don’t live here.- My radio plays KYGO, The Wolf and 93.3.- Politics don’t do anything for me. I'm easy going - you set the details and I'll be there (within reason). Preference? Let's grab a beer or meet up at a dog park.
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BlancaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Looking for someone to show me romance is not dead. I want to be appreciated and maybe even spoiled, because im looking for someone to spoil and appreciate in return. Looking for a mans man. Someone that could fix my car, grill, and protect his woman if need be. No video gamers please! I prefer someone that uses their hands in a productive manner. Just looking for someone that can give me the butterflies