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BootsOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-28
Searchin for someone that would love to be treated like a Queen. Someone who is beautiful on both the inside n out. Cant stand liars fakes nor disrespect. My name is JEREMIAH, I love to have as much fun as possible. I'm sarcastic as hell bjt when it comes to feelings I keep it 100% no bs. If u want to get ahold of me sms me at ***.
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AdenoOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Me in a run-on sentence: I don't smoke, do drugs, drink coffee or much pop, have no real addictions (except sleep and ellipses [...]), I think girls are fantastic so I'm not gay, I like porn (but not obsessively - though I can be a little kinky if you ask nicely), I have no criminal record or demerits on my license (I can actually show you proof of both), I have a job that I like that pays well and that I'm good at, have no kids (that I know of) or pets (though I love them all), I've never been married (though I'd like to one day with the right woman), I don't snore, I'm clean, I dress nice and am organized, I have good morals and values, I always have a plan and am good with money, I'm funny, cute, loyal, I'm fit as I lift weights and run my ass off REGULARLY and look (and act ;) WAY younger than my age (sorry you crusty old boots). Phew! Wrote that all in one breath and broke all kinds of grammar rules in the process - perfect! The teachers amongst you are probably having a stroke. Don't worry, I'm actually quite intelligent and I can wear the adult hat too when needed. But it's pretty boring most of the time, so we probably won't get along too well if you can't be a bit of a goof here and there and laugh until it hurts...I often get asked: "Why aren't you married yet?" My answer: Because I seemed to have met a lot of b1tches with problems that required medication! How's that for honesty? Look, I'm blunt too - obviously...Now where was I? Oh ya, I have a big heart - yup, I'm a softie and quite affectionate, but nowhere near the Wimpus Canadianus girly type. I just tend to care more than most. Take advantage of that and I'll shred you to bits... But, give and take with compassion and I'll wash your car, take out your garbage and let you paint my nails...uh, ok, THAT'S pushing it!Seriously now, you might sucker me in for a chick flick here and there...- you pick. You could always lay down some fresh tracks with me in the mountains too - that would impress me. Hmmm, bonus points if you have any hint of musicality to you because I like to jam on my guitars at times and would love to teach you if you're so inclined - though you don't have to. But it would be nice if you let me pretend to be a rockstar in my off moments because I bet that even you sing in the car with the windows closed - come on admit it!Look, if you share some common interests with me (see my list above for a few of mine) and you bring something worthwhile to the table in return (and you're NOT an alcoholic, do XXX webcam or lines of coke off your iPad), then I'm interested in hearing from you. Yes, it's that easy, just send an *** yourself. Here, I'll even start you off (feel free to copy/paste): "Hello, I thought you were pretty cute and somewhat intriguing, slightly annoying - yet mildly tolerable. But hey, it's your lucky day and I'd like to get to know you better!" Simple right? Pillow fight? Staring contest? Pan handle? I can tell you're not impressed. Really, I have all kinds of ideas but to find them out you just have to be a big girl first and say hello because then I'll know you're interested and that cuts through a lot of this courtship B.S.Way too long story short, I'm a pretty friendly guy who flies under the radar most times but can be quite the hopeless romantic if you're lucky. Hopefully you'll get to experience that one day, but only if you're one yourself. Otherwise, you can admire me from arms length - LOL! I crack myself up sometimes...
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LarkinOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I have worked hard to get to where I am in my life, own my own home, have a valid drivers license, use full and proper sentences, and a career that keeps me financially independent. I am comfortable with who I am, the growth I have done personally, as well as the direction I have chose to take my future. Just looking to find someone at the same level in their life as well.as to the children aspect of things I do have a 12 year old daughter that lives at her mothers.She is a big motivator in the way I choose to live my life and the people I allow in it. Don't worry absolutely no baby mama drama either, she is happily married and we get along in our co-parenting situation awesome. I only wish others could have the same situation with their ex's, makes life sooo much more enjoyableWell ..... now that we have that all sorted out, where to begin? I am a fairly outgoing, physically active guy that believes in honesty and respect and of course communication being the key elements to any good relationship, either friendship or committed, you can't have one with out the others. I believe in Karma and try to live my life accordingly. I love to be outdoors, roller blading, swimming in a lake, horse back riding, or just being out in the weather in a park or out door event. Don't get me wrong, not that i never consider having my in house home time, nothing like a great cuddle on the couch while sharing a good movie with someone.My friends would best describe me as fun loving humorous with a zest for life and physical fitness, no bull sh*t attitude, loves to sing, but still has strong arms to hold and embrace someone to make them feel safe and secure, But can often be found dry humping inanimate objects, or tossing myself down a flight of stairs *yes figuratively speaking for those that have taken this statement far to serious *(at my own expense of pain and embarrassment might i add) for the enjoyment of other people just to see them smile. If this sounds intriguing to you please feel free to send me a message some time, love to meet new people and make great friendships along the way.I'm a complete sucker for long darker hair, and unique eyes, and women that lead an active healthy life style , not limited to, just seems to really catch my eye. So if you have ever heard in your life that you have amazing eyes, most likely your going to stop me in my tracks for a double take. They are the windows to the soul. Look forward to talking with you sometimeDan Most likely it would be somewhere public and relaxed so there was no feeling of expectation or pressure. Something quiet at first so you get the time to talk and see if there is that vital spark of communication. From there who knows, maybe a Latin club for some live bands and great dancing, maybe a karaoke night somewhere so i can feel like i can sing to my date and put a smile on her face, or just a great day in the park or at the lake, guess that's more then just one date huh? What i am trying to say is time spent with someone is never limited to just one idea.