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JessiOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-30
Hi! My name is Jessi. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Lowell, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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JewellOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Ok so really what does one say on a dating site that makes them stand out from the rest and that you haven’t already heard before. I could tell you that I am charming, witty, faithful and adorable, but can you really tell all those things just by reading a profile? I have come to a point in my life where I know what I want and refuse to settle for less. I do believe in compromise but I will not compromise the basics. Below is a list of what I am really searching for. I thought I would try a new angle on this. Hope no one gets offended…who knows you might even laugh ;)1. If you still live like you did *** the Frat house, then you are not the one for me2. If you have a problem with kids, then you are not the one for me3. If you feel the need to go out every weekend and get hammered then you are not the one for me4. If you need to read dating for dummies to contact me, then your not the one for me. 5. If you love to dish out all that great mushy lines us women love to hear but only do it because it either pumps your ego or you believe it will make us feel better…save your breathe because you are not the one for me6. If you believe that you need “you” time, and that “you” time means hanging out at the strip clubs then you are not the one for me7. If you do drugs of any kind then you are not the one for me8. If you believe that everything is always about you, you, you, you, you, then you are not the one for me9. If your idea of a good time is spending the entire day *** the mall shopping then you are not the one for me (people watching is the exception to this rule)10. If you believe the stars and planets have to line up for your future to be a success then you are not the one for me- LOL, we make our own futureOn the other hand…..1. If you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth and won’t be struck by lightning then you could be the one for me2. If you believe that communication is the key to any successful relationships then you could be the one for me3. If you are looking for Ms. Right, and NOT Ms. Right now, then you could be the one for me4. If you understand the difference between want and need, then you could be the one for me5. If you’re thinking about me and have the courage to pick up the phone and tell me, then you could be the one for me6. If you don’t mind a girl who can get dressed up but also loves to wear a baseball cap and lay on the couch with you then you could be the one for me. 7. If you fight for what you believe in, then you could be the one for me8. If you believe in the 3’c…Communication, Compassion & Chemistry, then you could be the one for me9. If you believe in the smallest of gestures, then you could be the one for me10. If you believe in family, values, and living your life to the fullest then you could be the one for meP.S. All my pictures are recent, but I will be the first to admit I look better in person or at least that’s what I am told…Take a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised. Also, if you are interested say so. I am not shy nor do I want you to be. If you ask for my number and I give it, use it. I have a lot to offer, but only want to offer it to one special person. Also, if ink or piercings are not your thing then please DO NOT CONTACT ME. I don't need opinions from total strangers about what I do with my body :)
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KeriOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
WALKING ON THE BEACH is the gayest thing a man could ever put in his about me box. I'm just saying its FUNNY AS HELL. Cracks me up every time!!!Ya know what else is gay, nevermind I'll tell ya later...I'm looking for someone with an awesome personality, a positive outlook on life ( negative people are unwelcome in my life ) people who are always pissed off in life also not welcome ( u know who u are ) must be honest , respectful and emotionally available. I'm looking to be in a committed relationship with my best friend, no games, no lies, no sneaky crap. Goatees are a plus hmmm, I'd have to say Dinner & drinks would work