Elvira

• Henderson
• Nevada
• United States

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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-48

Thanks to those of you who actually read this and respect it.Nutshell, I'm unique, not looking to randomly date or hook up, and prefer just *** is how I like to get to know people. For me, it's exhausting going out and meeting people I don't know without even a notion of whether I'm compatible at all with them. Please don't be offended or disappointed if I politely decline meeting or talking on the phone - yes, I really AM phone phobic. Being pushy or aggressive about either shows complete disrespect for my boundaries. If I'm interested, I'll accept, or extend the invite myself. I'm deleting a similar rant further in this profile, assuming you'll understand & not blow off the preceding paragraph.Oh, & if this novella doesn't cover "Tell me about yourself", I don't know WHAT does! So, please don't put that vague demand out there.Secondly - Learning from past experience, I may not reply to all *** I would spend ***hours a day answering messages. That's a lot of time when the connection is not there. And, those I do answer, well - cool communication is what I'm looking for right now.Special thanks to AZXS for blocking me after I confirmed I was already being penpals in response to his question. Spartacus10 for sending me an offensive message after I reminded him of the first paragraph, and then blocking me before I could respond. And, Marcotron1 for being verbally abusive for the same reason. And, that's 5 steps back for me now that I am reminded why I'm reluctant to meet people in the first place.Please DO NOT contact me if you are not single and your profile says otherwise. (It was NOT COOL to have someone's GIRLFRIEND message me from her a-hole, cheating boyfriend's account)Thanks!!! & now back to our regularly scheduled profile: I'm an intelligent, creative, hard-working, caring, and sometimes silly kid-at-heart. I've traveled to Japan, Australia, New Zealand, England & Scotland, as well as a few places in the U.S. - & that's only the beginning. In this life I'd like to learn & see as much as possible. I am a sometimes-compulsive library book borrower, taking home as many as 25 books on different topics at one time. Nature photography is a hobby, and gives me a sense of peace & a bit of exercise. I dabble in art, music & writing as well, and have a very vivid, & somewhat twisted, imagination. I've also graduated to working on films - from a start in making my own silly videos, & have the first draft of a feature film written. I'll be embarking on the nerve-wracking process of annihilating it with necessary editing very soon. Then, to pre-production and BEYOND!A bit of an introverted homebody, this is a way to ease myself into the social scene. Since they made me choose an 'intent' I chose want a relationship. Sure, that'd be an ultimate goal, but I'm NOT here to randomly date. So, really, I just want to get to know people & chat online. Make some new friends & online penpals, maybe find some I'd be comfortable meeting in person...ideally a 'keeper' among those. Although I am more apt to stay in and watch a movie, I have participated in some extreme adventures. During my time 'Down Under', I did a tandem skydive, white water rafting & 3 different bungee jumps, among other activities. I love to try new foods, and am quite the concoction queen. I tend to inhale my food, usually in copious amounts, and have been known to do a happy dance whilst eating something particularly yummy. I love cheese - in food, movies & life. I think shrimp chips are the yummiest styrofoam-like product ever!!!!!I am a child of the 80s & will occasionally play my Atari or NES for fun. Also own a working 8-track player, not currently hooked up to speakers. I sometimes attempt to play guitar (poorly) along with my fave music. I've probably seen well over ***movies & have totally useless knowledge/memory of most all of them. I think today's cartoons are craptastic, and long for REAL Saturday morning entertainment & Sunday's Cartoon express. Also lacking are the prizes in cereal boxes - who DIDN'T love the 'wall walker' - good for about 50 throws until it got too dirty to work anymore (and yes, you COULD wash the dirt off...but eventually the sticky stuff washed off, too).Although I am not a 'shoestore whore' - I do have an affinity for colored sneakers. My most recent (re)discovery - Kangaroos! LOVE EM!!!! And...now I can't find them anywhere. I'd really like Murphy to write a different book.I have a weird compulsion to save the fortunes in chinese fortune cookies & have them pasted on file folder flaps. Nope, I have no idea why. I also have a completely tattered sweatshirt that's at least 14 years old...again, no idea why I haven't burned it. Oh, & I still have my junior high gymshorts. Those, however, are on their way out... There's hope for me yet!!!!I'll probably sport pigtails from time to time until the day I die.I thank green lights & signs welcoming me to another city or state. Hey, they were polite enough to welcome, a simple thank you is the least one can say!!!I always pick up orphaned coins on the ground, much to others' embarrassment - hey, I had something like $***in change I cashed in before my Australia trip!!!! Oh, & I call them 'foundlings'...HOORAY FOR YOUTUBE!!!! *** musical interests mainly lie in the Rock & New Wave lines. Though I have been loving me some Matt Nathanson lately - he's really twistedly hilarious in concert! Some of my favorite groups include: anything with the Finn Brothers (Crowded House, Split Enz...), Squeeze, The Beatles, The Monkees, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Cyndi Lauper, 3 Dog Night, Chicago, early REM, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds Five, Counting Crows, Weird Al Yankovic, Aerosmith, Jason Mraz, Guster, Howie Day, Josh Kelley & Dr. Hook.I'm looking for people to communicate with. However, I tend to be phone phobic, as awkard pauses scare the bejeezus out of me (as do android people wearing bluetooth headsets).I'd eventually like to find a caring, intelligent, honest, responsible & fun guy who can keep up with my quirky mind. Someone who will be an equal partner, neither control freak nor pushover. Preferably a non-smoker as cigarettes (and strong scents in general) can make me ill. If this sounds like you, or you'd just like someone to chat with, feel free to send me a message.By the by, pet names from strangers (& being called "sexy", "hun", sweetie, etc) are CREEPY! You can call me "Laura", or "Hey You". If you're up for getting to know a quirky, intelligent, creative chick - send me a message! If not - rock on & best of luck w/your search!

Sondra

• Henderson
• Nevada
• United States

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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 34-54

Lets go have some fun. I'm a work in progress. I love traveling and experiencing and learning new things. I was born and raised in Arkansas and has traveled most of my life around the US. I am willing to relocate for the right man. I am not looking for a perfect guy. My interests are varied- cars, airplanes, flying, aviation, martial arts, camping, swimming, electronics, building and creating things, road trips, the lake, sunsets, sunrises, full moons, taking walks, etc. I don't mind getting dirty working on engines, muddin in the fields, working on the farm, having fun playing games with friends, hanging out at the creek, lake or river, go 4-wheeling, maybe just laying back and looking at the stars,or hanging out around a bonfire with friends, back-roading, play basketball, darts, pool, paintball, camping, canoeing, hiking, sledding, tennis, horseback riding, even dressing up going out for dinner occasionally and at some point I want to learn to fly and get my pilots license, etc. I love to learn new things and to be taught new things. I love rock, pop, some country, anything with a good beat. I'm pretty open minded when it comes to music, if it sounds good I don't judge the genre. I I have a "Try anything once kind of attitude." I enjoy traveling and experiencing new people, things and places. I would like to find an honest trustworthy loyal man. Someone that wants to share their life and experiences with me. I love to laugh. So he has to have patience, a strong will, and good common sense and at least some type of communication skills- lol. ***And a Sense of Humor *** I have a warped sense of humor sometimes. I will try to ease a stressful situation with a joke or humor about myself. I am looking for a man with flaws just like me that is willing to build and create a positive fun future. Someone that is willing to listen to me and teach me and share with me their lives and their heart. Someone that is open and honest with their views, hopes and dreams. A man that is hard working, loving, and not afraid do the right things when the right things might be the hardest things to accomplish. An honest man that knows what loyalty and honor means. I need a man that is strong enough to let me fail but will be there for me when I fall on my face and support my hopes and dreams just like I want to do for him. I need a man that will smile when I walk into the room. A man that likes to get dirty playing in the mud, working on his vehicle, playing a game of B-ball, building something or camping out overnight just to get away and enjoy nature. And someone that likes to get cleaned up and take me out to dinner. Id like a man that pays his bills first before extravagant spending so that we can have a stable life without so much worry.I am a one man kind of woman and I need a man that is a one woman kind of guy. I need someone to play with and enjoy our time together while building a future for us to enjoy. A man that has a sense of adventure who likes to laugh and have some fun. Someone who has a passion for life who enjoys snuggling beside that special someone at night and likes to wake up. . . And make me Breakfast in bed...... lol. I'd probably end up doing this for you! ***Honestly, I am getting tired of sleeping alone night after night.*** I want to learn more about the electrical field, so if you have an electrical background or know about the electrical field I would really like to talk to you and learn from you! I've got an idea. . . Drop me a line and suggest our next adventure. You may have the best idea yet. I bet it will be a good idea. So lets see..... *************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Green Eyes ***** People with green eyes have the most passion to put into relationships, honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful (lol!), are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, and random as ever. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to have fun. They are always up for a challenge. As a fire ball this person will always have you guessing. Yet they draw you in with their amazing personality. THE BEST KISSER YOU WILL EVER MEET. You never want to let go of this person. They tend to cover up their true feelings sometimes . . . and gets scared over poverty- lol- (Doesn't *** Sorry this is so long! Hopefully you got a laugh during the long read.Maybe get a drink, take a walk, go sight seeing, play a game of pool or darts or go riding around. I am open for suggestions. Suggest something! Who knows, you might have the best idea in mind already. So Lets See!

Cindy

• Henderson
• Nevada
• United States

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Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 45-58

Hi! My name is Cindy. I am divorced jewish caucasian woman with kids from Henderson, Nevada, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.